Ayatollah Hermione

Watching the Charity Shield in Spain in a bar full of Man Utd fans and crying outside because we got howked. I was 21 at the time, like.

High of 16th Surprised they didn't get a collective nose bleed.

Fair point with Roeder as well tbh. Him resigning was clearly because Shepherd was selling and Ashley/Allardyce was coming in but his full season post-Shearer saw him juggle a load of injuries, bleed in youngsters and actually pull off some memorable performances. All got a bit weird when he referred to himself in the third person and started Matty Pattison at home to Spurs but the decent outweighed the shite.

must have been wearing those boots since 2012

Aye, a classic attempt at rewriting history, as all shit managers do.

I'd much rather have our keepers than Gomez though. He's a liability

That Doucoure (sp?) has always looked good when I've seen him this season. Nee Merino like but he's better than Diame.

That's certainly the quickest I've gone from becoming aware of a celebrity to seeing her tits in quite some time.

They’ll not be laughing when our reserves beat their first team in the same trophy next season.

Thought his best spell was after 2010-12, he seemed to know how to play his position a lot better and he’d bulked up to the point where he could hold it up and win his battles.

Blatant racism tbh

Nobody with rising stock is going to touch them with a barge pole tbh.

It must be wholly, existentially depressing to spend a lifetime working toward a dream, achieving it and then having the circumstances surrounding that success be so calamitous that it probably doesn't feel like an achievement. Absolutely no part of her day can't be utterly soul crushing on a massive, overwhelming scale. Not that I'm arsed, the sour faced, evil bitch.

I thought Rafa was nailed on to join MASSIVE CLUB FULL OF POTENTIAL AND TRUE ENGLISH POWER, West Ham because they are so much attractive than us and not only mentioned because everyone in the press supports them?

the blind leading the cunts. Johnson btw, fuck me. You might as well have Lionel Hutz in your corner

No idea if tweets auto link but what a club https://twitter.com/SunderlandAFC/status/927580406764929026

I disagree, they need to appoint a shambling wreck of a coach who has no success whatsoever so they can languish down the bottom of the table while we fly past them. If it makes them feel any better about pretending they're a big side with their grand total of 0 league titles, they can talk about 1966 for a bit.

Watched the last half an hour or so yesterday and, while it may have been because they were 1-0 down, they looked like they were just waiting for the final whistle to blow so they could fuck off home. There was absolutely zero quality but it seems like their confidence is completely battered to the point where the opposition just need to score first to win. Or maybe they just couldn't give two fucks. Still, Phil Neville will sort it.

Aye, was thinking that. Lejeune seemed to lose his head a bit when he went off.

tbf, time at a smaller club after Man Utd and Sunderland might be what he needs.

More trademark horseshit from Phil Neville anyway. He’s rocketing up the gobshite charts like Bohemian Rhapsody.

She’s campaigning for a new “culture of respect” in Parliament as well. Some of the shite they have her saying, fuck me. She could tell me the sky is blue and I’d go and check to be sure.

90 minutes of our lot trying to be smart arses

Far worse intro; much less memorable seeing as it's just him singing the chorus badly Much worse singing that can't hope to match up to the melody carried by The Four Tops No energy so it drags on with a dull 4/4 beat that never moves Less dynamic rhythm section that completely loses the incredible lines put down by James Jamerson and the tight groove of the drumming No vocal harmonies He's managed to strip every single hook present in the original out of the song The interplay between the piano and sax that makes the verses so dense are replaced with meandering country rhythm guitar playing Even if it was his song, the solo is shite and mixed terribly into the background while the song just sort of ends with no climax