Ayatollah Hermione

I'll probably pick up Mario Kart 8, an extra controller and Mario over Christmas and keep an eye on the EShop to see if things like Sonic, Fast RMX, Golf Story etc drop in price. Zelda is absolutely brilliant, mind. Trust Nintendo to be the ones to breathe life into a stale, open-world genre.

Genuinely think it stems from an actual delusion that “We’re Britain, we ran the world once and they’ll bend to us. Bulldog spirit” even though the world has moved on to a catastrophic degree. It’s a bit like the build up to Prince Naseem getting sparked out after months of talking shit.

"A Collection of Pioneering Japanese Video Game Music"

Just bought one and very impressed by it after not expecting a lot tbh. The transition from TV to portable is about as smooth as anything I've seen; you literally just whip it out of the holder and you're good to go. I'd suggest getting a pro controller though since I'm using the Joy Cons in the little plastic sheath and it's oddly difficult to transition to after years of PS3/4 and Xbox controllers following a standard design. Anyway, Zelda is a fantastic game; unlimited freedom, a fantastic sense of exploration and some rock hard puzzles thus far. Looks lush as well. Planning on getting Odyssey and Mario Kart 8 around Xmas and I'll download Sonic Mania to play when I'm lying in bed. Seems like it'll be perfect for those kind of smaller indie titles actually since I can't imagine they would lose too much graphically from porting to the smaller screen. I know their full online service is rolling out next year but can you add people to some kind of friends list before then? Does anyone here actually have one?

Guitars are good and facilitate creative expression and discipline.

Well, that seems right up my alley.

Well, we can all agree that he’s a right useless cunt so that’s settled.

HF is making a bold prediction that literally covers every single base possible.

Aye, DPDs re-delivery options are a shambles. I had to sign for my phone when it went off for repair and they asked me for £6 which got me a delivery window of about 7 hours and they wouldn't let me change the delivery address so I could get it at work. Luckily, someone was in on the off-chance to sign for it but Christ, what a grossly unhelpful company.

Like? And explain your working. I'd have probably went with Hayden instead of Diame but Diame, alongside Perez, suggests to me that we're using Perez to draw fouls (which he did very well against West Brom) and then hoping we can use a good set piece and get goals that way. Diame's height is also, in theory, useful for those, both attacking and defending. We're going to be sitting deep, Perez will practically be another midfielder when we're defending, I would imagine. Full backs will tuck in and it'll be on Ritchie and Murphy to track the full backs. It'll be compact, cautious and we won't have much of the ball but we were expansive against Man United and Watford and we got our bollocks ripped off. These players are not good enough to take the game to better sides and apparently people still don't understand that.

Not sure there are any options in our squad at all that could facilitate us beating Chelsea away like

We'll shit them though we haven't considered the possibility of Kante just running through Diame's legs like it's an episode of Tom and Jerry

Tapas Mafia OUT

More like Shitcoin

I shouldn't laugh and I assume he's ex-military but imagine he just worked in Debenhams and stood too close to a malfunctioning radiator

Blinking is a semi-autonomic rapid closing of the eyelid. A single blink is determined by the forceful closing of the eyelid or inactivation of the levator palpebrae superioris and the activation of the palpebral portion of the orbicularis oculi, not the full open and close. It is an essential function of the eye that helps spread tears across and remove irritants from the surface of the cornea and conjunctiva.

Quite funny to see Americans on Twitter lose their minds over it, on about the rich getting richer and the poorer getting poorer, like it's something that hasn't been happening in the rest of the world for decades already.

History will look back at the last year of DONALD TRUMP being President and rightfully hate every single one of us.

I can't wait until we millennials get into middle age and old copies of The Jackbox Party Pack games replace bastard board games and fucking Pictionary.

Bet you're glad you're back.

Paul Burrell is such a laughing stock that pretending they had made contact with her ghostly spirit was considered a more credible source.

You can officially get excited now. Just got to get this takeover business sorted, spend £50 million next month, finish 13th and then we can actually enjoy some football.

What did Viz call him in one issue again? "Star-gazing, floppy haired, astrotwat" or something?

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