Ayatollah Hermione

Aye, plenty will gladly lap up that it was our fault though. Like the gathered will of a fanbase somehow warps the very fabric of time and space, rendering Souness', otherwise world class, innovations pointless.

Affairs pertaining to Europe, I'd imagine.

Is that the menu music for some forgotten PS1 platformer?

I'd love to know how their current predicament doesn't fall under "totally tits up" tbh

Giggs Why does this bloke think he's got a right to top Premier League jobs with massive stakes just because he ran up and down the wings for a long time at the best team in the country?

aye, seemed to give the yellow just because the whole stadium was screaming for red. Probably justified it by Palace being turboshit and needing every chance they could get.

I don't have a child but I was on a first date with a lass once and I decided to take the piss a bit and tell her I had a son, asking if she'd be fine with it. To her credit, she was sound about it until she asked to see a picture of him and I showed her this Thankfully, she laughed and it went fine from there. We hate each other now, like.

Another thing with Rafa is that I'm not sure he's ever left anywhere that he's been accepted and loved in a way that would piss off those fans. And certainly not for fucking EVERTON.

A time in the sun that saw them win about 20 games in 4 seasons

I wish I hadn't sired a future sex offender with that BITCH, I tell you that. I hope they're happy in their one up, one down in Yarm.

Counterpoint: there's that one bar with Gollywog toys all over the place

Aye, seeing Zaha run down blind alleys and chucking himself to the deck after his one trick failed him was quality, even more so when he took a huff about being taken off. There's a reason Man Utd pedalled him.

Mind, they're lucky Bolton drew as well since they'd only be one point off the bottom if they'd picked up a win.

I’d have turned him inside out again after the tackle and told him “That was for signing Amdy Faye, you daft cunt”

Reckon those 11 or so teams, which we’re a part of, are all going to take points off each other through the season. No chance we’ll go on the kind of nightmare run that would see us tumble right to the bottom though, not with Rafa. Unless the injury record gets dramatically worse which seems unlikely considering that’s massively improved since he arrived.

Think I might have mentioned this before but about 6-7 years ago, my lass at the time lived in Sunderland since she was at uni there. Anyway, there was a (decent) chip shop just down the road from hers so I went there one night for our tea for a pizza for the two of us. I was walking out, pizza in hand, back along to hers and this lad stopped me and asked if I had any change. I said "nar, I've just bought this" to which he replied "Well, giz a slice of ya pizza then" I think I just laughed and kept walking and, to this day, I've never known blatant cheek like it.

Townsend and Cabaye should expect some pantomime boos tbh and if they can’t hack that, then they need to get a grip.

I see “Rich Energy” has said that this is 100% NOT happening. You dig deeper and see that, surprise surprise, Steve Wraith is an “ambassador” for them and is currently using Rob Lee’s Twitter account (that he runs) to get some extra eyes on this place he’s...ambassadoring. What a twat.

That’s a cracking Joker fancy dress costume

Everton fans seem to have watched their team spend a fortune and bought into the media hype that this was their season to crack the top 4 and become the elite. When they're 17th in the league and losing AGAIN in Europe, this is how those frustrations come out. They truly are the Scouse mackems, waking up to cheer in praise of another false dawn. https://twitter.com/InsideN17/status/921110841008717824

I see you're both forgetting about our special relationship with the senile old lunatic that's currently running the US.

The media will be absolutely desperate for Palace to get firing and knock us down so I demand a fully professional home performance, in which we put a flagging defense and one-paced midfield through the grinder and smash the Green Street Extra, old woman scamming, cowboy builder, Brexit loving, pigeon botherers into a fine dust.

Even then, he’s been usurped by Fake Taxi, god damn it anyway

Aye, I imagine it’ll be twice as long as Ashley took considering he did fuck all