Ayatollah Hermione

Half of your mates would go in your sister? That's some friendship, that

Probably asked her to parallel park her car

Approaching the Billy Mill Roundabout a few times, no doubt

"But Dad told me it was fine to put my fist in there!"

WILL YOU ANSWER MY SIMPLE QUESTION?

The clip of some of the bios on Tinder are measures worse than any cock picture you could chuck about

This very article existing, in GQ no less, is another excellent example of this torrid world we've created

I kna, I've had some where even I've had to take a deep breath before kicking on. And not because they were stinkers before anyone starts.

7 of 9? More like 8 out of 10!!

I've never understood the concept of sending a picture of your cock and balls to some poor lass, unless she asks for it. Even then, what kind of composition will you get from doing it yourself? It'll be terribly framed unless you're a contortionist. I'd need a wide angle lens as well

Bigmouth Strikes Again etc

Came in to post Brett Emerton. I think Oliver was still insistent it was happening, even when he was holding a Blackburn shirt.

Glad to hear it's being shown around. We're off to Sheffield for the weekend (was planning on getting tickets but they're rarer than rocking horse shit) and planning on going into Rotherham anyway to see if some dodgy sports bar has it on. If we muller them and I don't post on here on Monday, attend my funeral

Bon Iver and Solange's new ones today. Only got half through Bon Iver but sounds like a good follow-up so far. Solange's I've finished and enjoyed it on first listen. A bit more along the lines of Blood Orange than her sister's efforts, as you'd expect.

"That's Big Sam's printer there, son and if anything other than dirty pictures of Catherine Bach come out of it, it's your arse, hear me?"

Looking at Twitter, the Rotherham fans are shitting themselves. Best attack vs worst defence this week so I expect them to sit right back and it's up to us to break them down. Hopefully we see Gayle and Mitrovic up top and hope that Yedlin's ankle is feeling canny

Mad how anybody even bothers supporting anyone else

Doesn't specify that they're currently working, does it? Could be absolute shite like Curbishley or, at the very least, people like Phil Brown, Steve Kean () etc.

Not sure what would be funnier: Allardyce getting found out at international level or him losing his dream job by being a big greedy cunt

If we play as well as we did in the first half consistently, against the poorer sides we have to play in the next month or so, we'll hammer teams. Well, if Diame takes his fucking slippers off

Kevin as well Not to mention Kevin IsaSillyCunt or whatever he was called, he was class.

My favourite one of his was "Harry Redknapp has called people who ring in football talk shows 'nuggets'. I've called those shows; is he saying that I am a nugget?"

Think the Sports Direct hearing where he basically admitted to not knowing what the managers under him are doing shows that he just hands the reins off to any old fucker. No coincidence that the only time intelligent decisions are being made is when Rafa is telling Charnley what to do

I can see these being up for it in the same way that every team we've played so far has been up for it but can see us putting in another good away shift and winning. This lot have got themselves all excited for Clark playing and fucking up and I bet he doesn't even make it off the bench

If I go through it 3 times and I don't get sick, it's on. From there, it's about taking tracks from albums and putting them into playlists, personal mixes, songs I play before/during/after gigs etc not to mention a lengthy commute. That Riley Walker album is/was perfect for summer mornings when I was carrying myself to work, for instance. The NAO album is RnB that's ready made for most gatherings I have. John Paul White, Mystery Jets, Teenage Fanclub etc all perfect for background music when I'm setting up. I've always been someone who gets in the mood for genres and sounds rather than specific artists though. If I fancy listening to some garage rock, I can look to my library and chuck on Night Beats, Ty Segall, Jack Oblivian from this year and find plenty to enjoy. Even still, this has been an odd year where just about everything I've wanted to be good has jumped out and stayed with me. It's been the first year like that since I was about 17 and then you're far more open to new music so I'm assuming it's a special case.