Ayatollah Hermione

Hope you had a good one, mate

When I hit that man with my car and left him lying by the side of the road, I merely ASSUMED he was dead. He may have received medical attention

You see you're not though, are you, Kenny?

Aye, the first is the weakest by a long shot but it sets a lot of things in place for the next 3 so it's worth getting through

The Americans is continually excellent

Is it a counter attacking style? Away from home, maybe but At home, we set out to blitz teams and dominate possession. I don't see this a counter attacking side at all

There was a point on about 74 minutes where, we'd hit the post and bar and Mitrovic missed a sitter in the space of about 3 minutes where I almost felt sorry for Preston. Then I remembered I was enjoying it far too much to give a fuck about them

"Insulated Travel Mug" is actually Michael Palin's nickname

I always call people 'virgins' because it often sums up how fucking sad some people are. And I'm immature

Had 2 sex dreams off the belt recently. Not sure what that means but they've been with different lasses if that helps

Regardless of whether or not it's Clinton or Trump, America will find someone to test their drone weaponry on like they always do, black people will still get shot dead because their police force is governed by white supremacists and we'll all still watch their telly anyway. Don't look at me, Marge. I voted for Kodos

The likes of Villa have always been right self-defensive little tarts. In my experience, anyway. I can only imagine that watching us beat every fucker after their months of crowing in the summer has hurt their pride a bit too but they'd rather do anything but admit that we went about things the right way instead of just assuming teams would be frightened of a team run by the bloke from Team America, managed by a raging fraud and stocked with French window cleaners nobody has ever heard of. And Ross McCormack, who is so slow, he drags everyone down with him like a vortex

Aye, I'm at my wits end with sports streaming, I'll gladly pay money

Hope we bring Murphy on at 3-0 to take the piss and he ends up scoring. Just to add to our piss taking in this league

That's it, like. Simply being in the top division means nowt if you're just there to make up the numbers. If the Premier League was 20 kids in a PE class, Sunderland would get picked last

The Mexican baguettes are good gear if we're talking Greggs

We don't even get the ham and pease pudding ones over here now.

Bound to be a sex act called a Periscope. I'd watch a live stream of that

An excellent example of someone who has been Rafa'd tbh

Nine Bar is showing all the home games this season for you local lads without tickets. Either way, that's another win where we didn't get out of second gear

We won, you know

Genuinely can't tell if this is a wind-up or not

This bloke is churning out some absolutely LUSH albums. Essential that you have headphones

Will he keep this up until he dies? I mean, it's a valid question since the rage building inside of him will give him a tumour in about 6 months

In between blaming Mitrovic for third world poverty