Ayatollah Hermione

The reason Arsenal fans stand out is because they complain on Arsenal TV in the most faff-arsed, cockney way possible. It's so childish, inarticulate and fucking hilarious

Still convinced that picture of the kid lounging across the seats is a piss take, mind. A funny one as well

I am irrationally angry about this

Honestly might be my favourite music related video ever. How he just waltz onto this stage full of stuffy old white bastards, completely rips the piss without breaking a sweat and just fucks off into the night. Apparently he didn't even know what he was going to be playing on until right before the gig as well

Hopefully he plays the bairns and Tiote decides to just suplex them about the pitch as Mitrovic does his business

"50 Big Ones" is also how many Mars Bars CT will tuck away tonight.

On the flip side, we might win every game and he'll be here for the next 3 year

1 win in 17 games since Boxing Day

Not to mention Pardew. He's got to come up here, having won once in 51 years or whatever it is

was probably just wind

We're going to win this 4-3 and my heart is going to pack in

Same here. My Kodi is purely for telly and filums and that

He's really turned things around, mind. They stayed up last season and they'll probably go down this time, great u-turn

Are you having a bonfire first?

Talk about your lucky escapes!!!!

Maybe if everyone called him 'Jonjo Baaldy' over and over, he'd leave and we'll get rid of his wages

Aye, Terry Waite's garden saw better upkeep.

Aye, I'm in this boat. I still use Twitter and the rest of it but I'm doing my best to avoid anything to do with the club atm because this relegation is richly deserved. They deserve it for how they let the squad stagnate since 2012, how they took the cheap approach AGAIN with regards to McClaren and how they refused to sign any defenders in January. Benitez was a good move but born, completely, out of desperation and once more, they're flying by the seat of their pants to the Championship. Fuck them.

We all doing canny?

I'd say anything less than an 11-0 win for us is a disappointment tbh

So he can play Arsenal, West Ham or Chelsea in the Semis. I hope he takes them to Wembley and gets totally embarrassed after Rafa's tricky mags turn them over at the end of April. Fuck Pardew, he'll get "so close" and fail again, the arsehole.

:lol: That's unreal.

tbf, I was coming on here to see how you manic depressives spun this into a negative but fucking hell, Benitez is managing the lads. How do you go from a man sacked by Derby County to a man forced out by politics at Real Madrid? This is going to be MINT

ffs, Rafa has been in the job five minutes. Give him a chance

I finished the thread off, lads. You're not beating this. you daft cunts