Ayatollah Hermione

You lads are ignoring the real victory here: more games to half-watch in a pub while having a pint.

Gemmill hasn't seen peak Simpsons so his undisputed taste in comedy needs to take a back seat to mine.

If you asked where the secret sex swing was, none of them will tell you that. You're on your own.

I genuinely don't know how your neighbours cope.

Nailed on that the pair of them will need to be sent care packages full of Blue Ribands and Birdseye Chicken Dippers.

Man City are now 13% owned by Chinese investors with the aim to become a superpower over there. If that's how football is going, knowing our luck, ISIS will invest in us.

:lol: Well in, Renton. Fop (RIP) would be proud.

My handwriting looks like it's been done by some kind of leprosy ridden child, freshly woken up from a head-trauma induced coma.

Me being a Virgo blows this out of the water

Didn't mean him specifically but players of that ilk; players who know the league and can do a job are an asset and we're ignoring it in favour of this lopsided shitshow we have now.

They don't seem to realise the benefit that signing some older players with PL experience will bring because the entire philosophy is "buy low, sell high" Can you sit here and tell me that a player like Robert Huth wouldn't be an improvement on Coloccini's shambolic performances? Or that someone like Aaron Lennon wouldn't offer us a bit of width and pace out wide that we're desperate for? The recruitment policy is flawed in that the end goal of any player we sign lies in their potential monetary value, not their value to a good balanced side. Over the last 2 seasons, Carr has signed about 5 players who all play in the same position. And managers like Alan Pardew and Steve McClaren are supposed to figure out where to play them?!

tbf, CT, you do look like you've lost weight. I'd need to see a picture of you, wearing a big pair of jeans and holding the waistlne out before I could confirm, of course.

Been thinking about this and not so sure it's Ashley himself, I think he's just surrounded himself with terrible advisors. He's probably getting whoever is cheap like so some blame needs to fall on him.

Same here good crack

You're a fucking idiot though

Just skimming through this but the "True Geordie" is a cunt and I wouldn't listen to his opinion if he was shouting at me in a pub. Which he almost certainly does to everyone he sees, whilst wearing a hoodie with his own face on, the embarrassing sack of cum. We deserve to be relegated because of him tbh.

He's got one more goal to go if he wants to break the actual football league record and not the Sky record. Beat that, you Soccer AM loving, Top Gear obsessive racist.

Can only hope that Klopp looks into his heart and tells his lads to go easy on us.

Happy 50th, you old fucker

Looks shit

Reckon we'd sign some players if we went down.

Jar Jar Binks was a godawful attempt to inject comic relief by a writer completely bereft of ideas. The prequels were shit and I wish I had the imagination to come up with theories why the movies were bad. Incompetence is the answer.

I'm not sure Lennon would Boltan for the door but I'm sure he's wonderers about it.

You're basically looking at the scrap heap of English management which consists of Redknapp, Sherwood and some other shit muncher like Tony Adams.

Not really working this, is it?