Ayatollah Hermione

Pardew has one goal from his strikers all season. It's coming.

Bet they have Michael Owen on to provide some much needed balance as well.

If McClaren on the board means that he's actually able to dictate what areas of the squad needs work, then it seems like a positive step rather than the previous one of just signing a load of number 10s. But, like Alex says, this is probably more desperation than anything else. Nevertheless, Shelvey, for me, has a better range of passing than anyone in the midfield, likes a tackle and may chip in with a few goals from CM, all of which we need atm.

Andrew, don't listen to them. I say, get married to as many lasses as you can, providing they're not child brides.

Only bamps use Sports Devil.

27 clem, maybe

1-0, Perez. Van Gaal to be given the boot shortly after

Like when Kevin Nolan got us out of it last time? For me, anything that unseats the midfield two and allows us to get more of a grip on games is fine by me.

aye, aye

writing people off before they've even kicked a ball. Why do you bother, lads?

The video for that btw Him and Jagger are off their fucking tits.

Sorry, he matched Shearer's record of scoring in 5 consecutive home games. Probably was just PL.

He actually did. Start of 13/14

I hope he's shit just to unravel Fish's point further.

There's been some class anecdotes flying about this morning. One journalist was worried about interviewing him because he was supposed to be difficult, turns up to Bowie's house, he opens the door, full of smiles and goes "Can you watch my son while I nip to the shop for some milk. I'm sure you want a cup of tea as well"

What a fucking shitty arsed start to the week. The first of my musical heroes I've been around to see go. Not a good feeling tbh

He needs to pick "John" or "Joe" Not having this Jonjo caper.

On one hand, we need someone like him in central midfield i.e. someone with a range of passing longer than 5 yards but he's been shite this season and £10 million is some premium for a player the Swansea fans hate.

:lol: Mint

Had beans on toast this morning since I slept in and just assumed the damage was already done. Beans on toast > that Insanity workout shite with fruits nobody has ever even heard of

Well, he's not got much choice. The only thing I'd build around most of their lot is an iron maiden.

I imagine they're hoping the Perez lightning strikes twice.

Just waiting for CT to waddle in and call The Sopranos shite to really wind everyone up.

I, too, am announcing my retirement from football.

:lol: at every part of this post. Can just picture it now, not that I want to.