Ayatollah Hermione

Fucking hell, the new Peep Show crept up on me. Can't remember much of the last series at all but it's always good for some class one-liners.

This is a Bethesda game alright.

I stand by chemtrails. Parky is one of the nine adjutants.

Got this coming tomorrow and am interested to see just how badly it will run on my PS4. The animations already look like something from 2006 so I'm very excited.

You can shout on about Bournemouth missing players and they might have scored more if Wilson was playing but the fact was, he was injured and he didn't play. Try enjoying a victory ffs. There were still positives!

Would be a tremendous shame if Pardew followed up a great victory with an embarrassing defeat. As he did when he was ruining our lot, I reckon the Palace lads and lasses need to understand that this feeling is fleeting.

The government wants you to be ill! That UFO is simply dispensing chemtrails over the celebrities of Los Angeles in order to control the new media that is dangerously prevalent. The government wants you to be ill!

I'm ready to surrender Earth to the alien hordes.

He believes it as well.

Bit of a tidy boiler, this Jenner.

Bringing Cisse on, moving Perez wide and putting Wijnaldum in the middle meant that they were basically toothless from that point onward. It was pretty negative to sit on the narrow lead but it was at least done with a bit more intelligence than we've been used to for the past 3 seasons. Thought Thauvin presented an outlet against a full-back who was very tired too. The Mitrovic sub looked daft at the time but I think it helped us ride the game out.

Worth noting that Leicester have played mostly bottom half teams thus far and haven't looked invincible. Still playing well, obviously like. Palace away would be sweet and think the players will be well up for it. Liverpool away will be nowt but we never get anything down there anyway and we tend to do well against Spurs at home. Not worried, me.

South coast, mate. Something happens to them down there. It must be the smell of dead fish and horse shit.

Fuck off, Bournemouth.

Aye, I love Margaret Atwood. It's her most famous one but have you read Handmaid's Tale? She has some mint short story collections too, Good Bones and Simple Murders and Wilderness Tips are two I go back to every now and then. That reminds me, her new one from this year is lying around my house somewhere but I haven't read it.

Chance of a good tagline though. "One chop...and you're dead!" Is he a chef turned action hero? Like a pastry chef John McClane

I can understand wanting to remain a mystery. Is your OK Cupid profile just a picture of you standing on a beach, staring at a sunset?

If it's wrong to take a load of dodgy cock medicine and stay up all night rattling a hefty Czech mother of two then I don't want to be right

Of course that drip Dan Walker is defending Savage where did the BBC find him?

The Chills reunited and finally released 'Silver Bullets' and it's amazing. The real 90s reunion of the year, not those greatest hits touring, drug casualties.

Who will catch Gemmill's cat when it escapes from his big house?

I'm an INFP apparently. Makes sense like but according to them, I should definitely write a novel.

it's just two men sharing the night, might sound wrong but feels so right.

I'll add you when I get in so we can pal around the virtual world together