Ayatollah Hermione

Gomis has at least shown he can score a couple but fuck me, he can narf miss a sitter. I don't think they've much confidence in Riviere but with Toney out, he's probably going to have to be kept as an option for now.

I think confidence, for the past few months, has actually been pretty high. You can point to games where we've played well and just haven't had any luck or taken our chances. Obviously, you've got to start putting them away but I'm quietly confident in Mitrovic. He's saying the right things about improving his game and I'm enough of a gambler to see out the season with him, providing he has Wijnaldum and Perez around him. Watch him snap his leg on the 1st of February now.

That doesn't surprise me. Another big useless knacker who never scores but who he can lump balls at.

Aye, it's class. This week has had that, Daughters and Witchcraft which are all excellent albums. Hope 2016 is starting as it means to go.

Sure I read that he doesn't want to leave the south. You could probably tempt him with a massive paypacket but if he doesn't want to move up, it's pointless going after him. We probably still did, like.

Hope it's full of three titted boilers, whatever it's called.

Thank fuck

At this point, we'd be better off with just bleeding Lascelles into the team (if he's any cop, hard to say having not seen the cup games) and letting Taylor fuck off to spend his career injured at QPR instead.

Official confirmation: Gemmill has a Wideopen and not a Longbenton(e)

This is like the flipside to CTs "Chat Magazine Letters Page" posting style in that it reads like someone trying to win £10 worth of M&S vouchers out of The Telegraph

Also, the way we played on Saturday, I could see him adapting to that set-up, especially second half when we got forward as quick as we could and he'd offer something different than Sissoko's "heed doon and run" tactic, even if that is just him cutting in and crossing/having a dig. The loan with a view to buying seems ideal but seems like Spurs won't budge on that.

Rob Elliot

Aye, I "technically" got you banned.

Excellent You been waiting to get that out?

It's a sign of weakness. You need to work on your eyebrow lifts; 30 reps of rapid blinking every 3 hours does the trick.

Speaking of Hang onto Yourself, it used a synth that went on to be commonly used in reggae once the rhythm side of things there became automated. Can't remember the name but I'll dig it out. There he is again, not influencing reggae

I don't think they knew how to beat us. Couple of dodgy moments, aye but they were just crosses in the box which we should be alright at defending.

I feel that yesterday was the first time we've really played in the way he's talked about since August. Turns out we just needed someone to pass it forwards, who knew?

Your finger on the pulse yet again.

He always has been. That bullet headed arsehole, Wraith is running it now though.

Fucking hell, do you step in a time machine to 1996 before admittance?

Takes a bit of a darker turn now, mind.

Aye. I get the sense that Saivet is his replacement. I'm just glad they're addressing the piss weak midfield

I've not watched Man Utd for a few month but if that was them "much improved" as BT were saying, I can't imagine how shit they've been recently. I thought they looked bang average and were quite clearly shitting themselves for about half an hour in the second half. Lingaard and Felaini should have scored their chances but they didn't because they're sub-par shite and that's why they're 6th and being left behind. I thought they all had canny games except Colback and Perez. Perez looked like someone coming back from injury and Colback needs slung straight out for Shelvey. It's typical that Tiote starts finding form right as he's off to China too.