Ayatollah Hermione

I used to have cereal, aye. Golden Grahams, a cereal for kings. Or princes, in this case. Now, I wake up in the middle of the night to start work before the sun rises so it's the first thing I can grab when I open the fridge. It's always a surprise, it's like Captain Caveman

It's alright, I know that you don't understand that "more apps = more bloat", I've seen your diets. You've also taken the lazy route by refusing to learn a process that takes 30 seconds

All we need is for Messi to accept the award while wearing a t-shirt that says "IS THE SECOND BEST FOOTBALLER IN THE WORLD GAY?"

I want to feel like I'm in Tron.

The hallmark of CT asking us for advice, ignoring it, going literally anywhere else and taking their advice as gospel then coming back here and spouting it back off remains true, I see. I got a loaded android box, it was slow as shit. I wiped it, added Kodi and added a select few apps and it runs like a dream. The only way you couldn't see a difference is if you're spending a minute looking at the buttons on the remote and end up missing the constant updating.

Anyone heard the new Bowie album? Holding up well after 3/4 listens but it's nowhere near as weird as everyone seemed to be expecting.

If some egghead can crack a social side of things, it'll be massive. As a man who hates socialising unless it suits me, this suits me to the ground; I'll watch all my films and TV in VR, listen to music while accompanied by a Rez-style interface, take virtual tours of places I'll never visit, enjoy POV porn in a whole new way. FWIW, I don't have a good PC but I've got a PS4 so I'll be picking Morpheus up day one.

Just The Queen's Speech

Or discovered pasta sauce that doesn't come in a jar

As if we're not going to somehow beat Man Utd.

Aye. Everyone still needs to shut up about him because French football is shit. I know that because Yoan Gouffran came from there.

Forgot that Chelsea signed Falcao. Knowing our luck, we'll end up with him.

Is everyone going to have a strop every single time he farts now? Just for further reference, like. It's beyond tedious the way people bang on about him every time he skins a shit Ligue 1 left back

Haven't clicked this but I assume they're on about Lee Charnley.

Fuck me, I honestly wish we'd never signed Ben Arfa.

"The OH must think you're mad lol"

Glad it's that easy

Staying local tonight which I'll regret immediately. NYE is also my mate's birthday so I can't really tell him to piss off while I sit in the house and eat pizza.

I assumed Operation Robocop was what you were your calling your tech support hotline.

what's everyone using for sport links now that Phoenix has lost a load of links and Vdubt is on its arse?

Not much more to say than this is absolutely shit news. I met him as a bairn at the training ground and he couldn't spend enough time with all of us, cracking on with my dad, chatting to me and signing anything you wanted, taking as many photos as you liked. It's my lasting memory of that day.

is he off to get his square head rounded off? Maybe "The Dutch Blur" De Jong can fill in and set the new land speed record

She's not wrong.

Merry Christmas everyone. I'm going to enjoy some premium lager and have a good kip right around 5. Enjoy