Ayatollah Hermione

TBF to Roeder, the bloke had such bad luck with injuries that Matty Pattison got a game. It says a lot about Souness' coaching style that Roeder had us climbing up the league with a shocking squad in a brief amount of games and it took Allardyce's signings to set us on the eventual downward spiral. It still annoys me that he got no blame for sending us down to the Championship. His signings were a fucking disgrace.

say no more. This four on a run will be immortalised in mackem folklore long after we're gone though. It's quite humbling to know that we've lived through local history.

He was a complete fanny when it came to tackling, mind.

All the best everyone. Wrapping is done and got a mammoth FOUR days off so going to spend it drinking and eating things I really shouldn't.

Absolutely nowt to do with what I was saying but cheers for proving my point.

fuck me, man. This is like watching two thick as shit goats trying to headbutt each other and getting their horns interlocked.

Everything.

RIP. Sad news, he really was some vocalist. Give Mad Dogs and Englishmen a listen if you haven't heard it. His band is brilliant but his singing is different class.

And to get a Geordie on the pitch. The Cisse sub was him "going for it", despite it completely ruining Sissoko's momentum at that point. They were shit scared of him and he dropped him right back This manager, man.

A mackem has definitely split his lasses whiskers, I know that much.

I hope more horses get punched. Reminds me of that Viz letter about being told to drive slowly past horses in case you scare them. "Bring back the old 'hard' horses, I say"

Our recent run started with us playing on the counter and those counters are started by Sissoko being in midfield and carrying the ball out of defence though. Playing him up front means he sees less of the ball and our midfield would suffer.

Draw all over this one IMO. Providing Pardew doesn't shit his pants, play Gouffran and Cisse and hoof it up to John O'Shea for 90 minutes.

If he plays more than ten games this season, I'll do something proper daft.

we had a Christmas buffet today that was basically just a regular spread. Still, I had to get in there fast due to the sheer amount of fat bastards I work with.

Stephen Ireland. How many minutes did he play in the end, 20?

Aye, The Crew is even worse than DriveClub, by all accounts. Also, in other Ubisoft news, they released Tetris Ultimate this week and even ruined that. How the fuck do you fail to make a decent port of Tetris?

And that's Pardew's good run well and truly finished now.

We could have our entire centre midfield injured and Anita wouldn't get a game.

So, have we decided that we can definitely describe these positions in a less arsey way?

Think my "Attention Seeker" assessment was spot on tbh

Happy birthday, Robocock.

You're not the bloke responsible for scouting our opposition, are you? Would explain a lot.

I got what you were throwing down, Parkster. I just like digging into your philosophical jams, brah

Aye, it's a myth that he doesn't spend, he just spends it in strange ways.