Ayatollah Hermione

You don't have to be owt special to get past our defence tbf. Just hope Sissoko is feeling up to it.

Reckon this Pardew carry-on is a new manager run considering it seems like he's playing the same way he did here, albeit with players far more suited to his kick and run bollocks. Bet he's over the moon being able to sign clumsy tall strikers to hoof it to

Would like to get a result today but reckon these will expose our complete inability to defend balls over the top.

Absolutely astonished he didn't do the classic charver sidewards thumbs up there.

You've probably hit the nail on the head with him trawling here for ideas to fill the paper, mind.

Not especially, no. But that's a particularly strong example of how shite his stuff is. No wonder they can't get anybody to read the Chronicle's web site.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwS6Qn7hCcA AOTY so far. Maybe this, actually Nah, still this Good year so far.

That's got absolutely nowt to do with him being here five years either No mention of his actual performances here, no analysis, nowt. Just printing quotes about a game that happened last Saturday.

I'd love to see a Metro line in Bensham. It'd be on fire after 4 hours.

Every day is Hump Day as far as me and your mam are concerned.

Reminds me of Uhh Yeah Dude's running joke about other countries hating America for their beauty pageants, Thursday night comedy specials, fast food etc. but with all of the piss-taking ripped out of it.

In every picture of a Mackem I've ever seen, they're wearing those jeans and trainers.

Reckon we'll win today. If not, then this next few months is going to be rough.

FatCunto WhereAreYa? more like

Aye, that's what I'm going to as well. Depending on my mate being reliable (he wont' be), will probably be going to The Boiler Shop on Saturday for Jamie XX. Is there more to be announced or is the Academy being used on Saturday and Sunday?

What? I thought Steve Watson () telling us that Lee Clark ( :lol:) would be a great Newcastle United manager ( :lol: ) was a brilliant piece of journalism.

Mark PooGash

Gemmill came up with his most creative insults as far as CT was concerned too. Really, a loss for all parties.

aye, same here. It used to make me feel a bit better about the horror shows that I make up when I'm hungover, knowing that someone was out there doing worse while stone cold sober.

I've give Bjork a slab as long as she promised not to make me eat whale bollocks or whatever it is they eat in those cold countries.

Like the Russian Police.

Amazingly close. Was in a car, trying to explain that I couldn't speak properly and my mate nearly crashed with laughing.

Was just sausage in there so it's probably some preservative in cheap, shite sausage that caused it. Or it was out of date. Either way, if I have to eat Quorn, I'll windmill my way through the doctor's practice. Also, the pins and needles in my hands was a problem since I was trying to have a wank at the time.