Ayatollah Hermione

Had a couple recently about an ex-girlfriend who was a lot dirtier in them than she ever was in real life. Something always distracts me though and I end up running down the street or something. In the dream, I mean.

Michael Gray is thick as shit like.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfNqyjZcleI Nice to see even he realises Oasis went to shit after 1995.

Just realised, I asked if you fancied a pint the other week sorry.

tbh.

Come to me, ladies.

Canny. Have always thought my feet could be good value on one of those foot fetish sites so I'll even get a bit of a lump in my pants for my troubles.

There isn't a better supplement than good old fashioned TLC! Tac, Lager and Coke.

Well done, Meenz. Owt like that takes considerable willpower, good going.

I play fast and loose with punctuation in the same way I play fast and loose with your heart~

and get their snake handling team out? I'd have killed it and turned it into a draft excluder.

UCAS will let her know the crack if she rings up. It might take a while since they're as fucking useless as everyone else involved in organising University admin but they'll sort it.

He's got a bit of a bong eye as well. Gallagher, not Tooj.

That and he never uses semi-colons.

I think if he just came out and called you a puff, it would save us all some time. Been looking to get some running clogs but the specificity of it all seems a bit daunting. Not sure I want to go into Start Fitness and have to put my foot on one of those weird things that measured your feet in shoe shops when I was a bairn. How much would a half-decent pair set me back, about the same as the T-Dogs?

Just taking the piss. I don't watch films because they're all rubbish except for Commando and the ones where lasses get their tits out.

I put letters after my name so people know I'm a PPF (Professional Pram Filler).

Did it learn from watching you?

Aye, it's quality. You should try another great Francis Ford Coppola film called "The Godfather"

Started watching Black Sails, a Starz Original about pirates and that and really enjoying it so far. Proper pirates as well, not your Disney fare. Radgies getting stabbed and mutinies and all sorts. Going to wait for True Detective to finish for the season then get them all downloaded since I've got a feeling it'll be a binge watch waiting to happen. Is anyone watching Archer btw? The sort of ridiculous premise that you know they'll handle well. Parks and Rec has definitely lost some of its magic this year after the highs of Seasons 3-5 but the characters are so well defined and the chemistry between the cast is so good that I'll watch it up until the end anyway. American telly: still dead good.

Great, another one.

The Somme was a big bloody piss up and that football match? Larking about at the tax payers expense.

Canny summation that and it must be awful having 3 years of that shit. Our midfielders are definitely better than theirs though.