Ayatollah Hermione

I never get these tidy cabin boilers whenever I’m on a flight. Well, some of the blokes are quite well turned out but that’s not really much use to me on a 4 hour, brain-melting stretch of tedious bollocks

He’ll basically be a poacher wherever he goes next IMO.

Wilson is going to want more game time than next season here will offer him, I reckon. Feels like going two up top for the rest of the season is a case of keeping him happy but also getting him in the shop window. I’d prefer we not sell to another PL team as you know what will happen but it’ll probably be the case. Can’t see him going over to Saudi if he thinks he has plenty left

I remember Gemmill was CTs daughter’s favourite poster but that’s a family that watches Benidorm and sits on wooden pallets in their garden so draw your own conclusions there

Brighton are still decent at home. If we can get 7 points, Chelsea have to win all their remaining games and I can’t see it tbh

Luckily for Man Utd, they’ve just got Arsenal and us next and certainly, those teams aren’t free scoring and full of confidence in any way

https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/1787471606010335598?s=46&t=jmJKLXjUAkLAQIbuHFmK-Q The tap-in merchant says it’s Dougie Freedman. Signed some quality for Palace, it must be said

IIRC, Riviere looked pretty handy in pre-season to the point where a few people had hoped Carr had found another gem. Then the competitive games began and he was fucking dogshit

Saying Howe hadn’t finished above 10th slightly diminishes his insane achievements with Bournemouth, like. Think he was always going to get a chance at a bigger club but he was clearly waiting for the right opportunity

Worst thing that could have happened is Chelsea having a load of injuries since it’s meant they’ve actually played a settled team for about a month instead of picking them out of a hat

Setting my sights higher than that tbh. 3/4 good signings and we’ll be smashing that fucking title challenge ceiling right in

You’d hope not but it does feel like if Arsenal don’t do it this year, they’ll do it the next. They’re not quite as strong as Klopp’s runner-ups were but they’re fucking class

Rafa can spot a player. Lazaar has just won Serie A, Kenedy has won the Brazilian title and Grant Hanley has just won a hot dog eating contest in Kilmarnock

Hate to say it but Arsenal look like champions

Fuck me, they weren’t far off in the end Good thing Dodds managed to stumble on a couple of wins

Finished up with Fallout and enjoyed it as the Walton Goggins show. You have to suspend some disbelief with regards to a lot of plot convenience but the success of it is basically confirming that video game adaptations are going to the comic adaptations for the next decade

Cracking. Over to you, Liverpool and Palace

Hope Ritchie can swing his lorry around with more accuracy

Taylor letting everything go because he feels sorry for Burnley

a foul for that. Maybe Mourinho was justified

Hilarious turn of events

Not that we need to worry about it but we’re a whole 21 goals better off than Man Utd it is absolutely criminal that they’re even in touching distance of us

These are pretty poor like. The good run of form has completely papered over the cracks. They can’t live with us everywhere on the pitch

If he is to leave in the summer, the least he can do is score in every game until then

Anthony Taylor refereeing. Brace for a VAR-Fest