Ayatollah Hermione

Tomb Raider - A great, great game that isn't just an Uncharted rip-off but does a lot of great things; auto cover system, great scale to the maps, fucking incredible looking game, even on the rickety old 360. The only bad points are the death animations that are rough, to say the least and an underwhelming final boss.

For some reason, I want to say that 2006 was the year that HARD ROCK HALLELUJAH changed the way we look at pop music forever when it won.

Speak for yourself, a big rapey bloke who goes by the name "PROFESSOR OF DOUBLE BASS" is canny funny to me.

true "freedom"

It's the arm off that poor T-Rex from CT's other big adventure.

eee, well there ye are. I never noticed

As an aside, it would be absolutely class to punch Alex James

One day, poor CT will put up a picture that people wont scrutinise, bless him.

THE BIG DOG PITBULL. DROP A BOMB ON IT

We're far too soft in midfield without Tiote tbh. Is there a stat for that?

I think he looks canny as well. When we played them up here, he looked their best player and showed that Di Santo up for being the lazy donkey he is. Whelan would probably demand a swap for Cisse though, the big fucking arsehole.

A very big point in the negative column.

Shane Ferguson is like football's MacGyver.

If Pardew is feeling savvy, he should leave £10,000 in a brown envelope with 4 HARRY on it (so he can read it) in the QPR dressing room on Saturday morning. He'll know what to do.

CT's predictions must be some kind of outsider art.

If the little ginger bollocks scores a free kick that keeps us up, I'll work the shaft for you, Gloomy.

We finish level with Sunderland but go down on goal difference. If that was available as a bet, I'd put a tenner on it.

http://imgur.com/a/jSad5

fucking hell, was the drummer in Chaka Deemus and Pliers?

Just wing it. Get your cock out and dip it in the bride's drink.

I was going to make that joke but lowering the tone is your wheelhouse.

what

For posterity

Bit of salt and pepper, man. the lasses love it.