Ayatollah Hermione

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CT could do with a micro-manager from the sound of it.

It has to be Edmonds next like. if only to get Deal or No Deal off the airwaves. Perhaps the banker could be a 14 year old schoolgirl and we could convince Noel to have phone sex with her.

Sell him for scrap and put his parts into Dan Gosling

I'd have thought Emmerdale would be more likely to produce some child buggery. In Zack Dingle's barn, no one can hear you scream.

"Yes, is that 999? Right, I've just had a bowel movement and do I flush and then wipe? Or the other way round?"

"I just flew here and boy, are these two making a grand outdated gesture for absolutely no real reason at all, huh?!" would be a good opener.

Aye, an important difference to note. Also, Edwards is a right shit stirrer and constantly says things to "provoke discussion" i.e. unsettle people and wind fans up. This was probably just the last straw.

Got a taste for Branston recently, mind, despite me believing I was a Heinz man. And that IS a euphemism.

Kevin had that mix of teenage fuckwittery and arrogance and because he was in the house all the time, he never fucking stopped. He's probably alright now like.

:lol:

They're the only thing he's offering at the moment.

Does it allow me to network with my favourite social media brands?

Well, this is ruddy good, isn't it? Taking outposts by hiding in the bushes with a bow like Rambo is how it's done btw. Bonus if you can cause a chain reaction of forest fires and explosions with the Exploding arrows.

Breath of fresh air, my bollocks. He's like a fart in an astronaut suit. As an aside, I bet his breath is fucking honking; like he's been gargling turds.

When wor lass is up on bricks, all action is out the window tbh, and rightfully so. I'm not playing about in blood like some sort of teenage vampire, man, it's 2013. I do make her watch me perform penis acrobatics though. Actually, she's on that mad magic jab that stops them but I'm convinced it makes her mental all the time anyway. The science isn't there but I have reams of evidence if the NHS would like to consult me on it.

MOTD scouting

Aye, my vernacular is very casual like.

For some reason, this is the harshest post CT'll ever receive.

http://www.joystiq.com/2013/04/25/sony-talks-up-dualshock-4-features New controller talked about

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwc1Wi-mlCI This is my brain

The government WANT you to be ill. The sickness is IN the drugs!

I like to think it's

How'd it take you this long?! Can't believe you watched the US one first.