Ayatollah Hermione

Doesn't matter. Guthrie was trying all sorts of passes which were going nowhere. Perch was there to keep us in possession and break up theirs and he managed them both well. He's obviously limited and not a great player but still done a job and has done recently.

Same. JUST pulling round now ffs though seeing your avatar has helped that somewhat. I love the American flag tie detail

West Ham experiencing a similar dip to Forest during our promotion season. Couldn't happen to a nicer bloke though. I see Birmingham won again too; not the club's biggest fan but really want to see Hughton have another crack in the PL

Perch was immense. Keep it simple, harry them, keep possession ticking. Very classy stuff (!)

I thought that left-back had the beating of Ben Arfa like. Was surprised to see him off before Guthrie though, he had a total mare.

Is that the article with "anaconda-like whoppers" in?

Can't even have a wank in public anymore, what is this, Uganda?

Against my better judgement, I'll be out tonight. If I don't post again, I've went and shoved someone's daft fucking hat up their daft fucking arse and am facing prison time.

I just can't help it, I'm addicted to pork.

close Nigel Mansell. Am I doing this right?

Les Ferdinand

I'm having a bit of a fat bakery dinner so I'm going to do some HIIT til my knees implode in about an hour

So, has there been anything else worth hearing in 2012? We're halfway through March and I've only heard about 6/7 albums I like. Usually I've got far more.

Promoting Sunderland too much is the problem. It should attempt to fly under everyone's radar.

Good news about your dad, Stevie, mate. Glad to hear it

If Wykiki goes all Falling Down on us, least we'll be able to track the source of it

That's because when he's watching the game, he's heading every ball[/footballcliches]

That's basically because they were supporting Chelsea though. The chance was ridiculous though, it just sort of bounced off his foot and trickled out. Leon Best would have scored it

Has he got to the point when he can't go mental if he scores because it'll be that embarrassing? I was thinking that I think he's allowed to go a bit mental though with the grief he's been getting for it.

He literally can't acknowledge anyone's differing opinion though, that's the problem with him. I've had it out with him before about it and would like to crack on with him about the club's past and previous players because he's clearly knowledgeable about it but people keep baiting him and he keeps biting. Whenever he's involved, the worst of this board comes out and there's blame on both sides.

Am I the only one that wants to see him score? Bless his little face, man.

Probably about 12.5? I don't really know, I'm not a fat cunt and I'm not overly skinny either.

I hope, HOPE, it was by a black copper.

Annoys me a fair bit, especially if they're playing another, proper United but I know it's never going to change so no point in getting too narked over it

MF spending far too long on that picture, mind.