Ayatollah Hermione

Mint chorus and there's plenty of them on the album (called Something, if you're interested)

Got a decent recipe for one, Alex? I'm a top dog at chilli con carne but I need more exotic ones.

No Sven's Adult Books

Aye, it was preowned. The very notion of paying £42 is mental as well

Finally got this on PS3. Sling your PSN names at me if I can be bothered to pay to play online (the very notion!)

Agreed. Good teams aren't assembled over night and until then, a player of Perch's kind is a useful option, especially to keep your pressuring game consistent for a full 90 minutes.

I was only half joking. If he could formulate and develop his ideas about football club management and his opinions on it, without resorting to trying to prove himself right, it could be an interesting read.

why don't you set about a book like this then, Leazes? Set people right

southern mag has got well zany bants tho

I think they'll set up to catch us on the break which makes this tricky because we've struggled with that this season.

Imagine Paul Wyn at Shearer's testimonial with that mask of his face on

He's as good if not better than Puyol. He never dives in, and just picks forwards pockets all the time with ease. His usage is usually faultless too. Was times in the first half where he was basically holding back the tides himself with some of his blocks and headers. That new deal can't come quick enough

Getting back to the Chili Peppers, they've got some shocking lyrics. Think the singer just gets mortal and trys beat poetry.

Two Dembas up top, fucking gan crackers at them. I demand double figures from each of them.

If we had 11 Coloccinis, we'd be the best team on the planet. What a player.

Chuffed for Obertan, the cocoon headed beast.

Can't believe they totally ignored El-Abd's letter supporting Cabaye like. Actually, I can.

Cheeky bastard

Perch is canny at the back when you're playing a side that isn't going to be direct and hoof it at him, which Blackburn will. I also like the look of CT's side (with Williamson in place of Perch) and think it could get a result against them. Unfortunately, we'll probably see Shola.

Draw would be canny IMO, especially if Cabaye is out. Reckon we might see Obertan start as well.

If they can get more along the lines of Vuckic and Abeid, it'll be cracking.

Can't wait. Even some of the dodgy things I've heard about the story aren't putting me off.

do give the arselicking of Ashley a rest man, at least until he has matched his predecessors league positons to justify his "superior" policies. The futility of arguing with this daft arsehole summed up right here.

Think the player recruitment side of the club has earned a slight bit of trust and patience. Would rather wait til summer and have a bit extra cash to get a really good centre half in ala Cisse.

Going to be a quiet day for us IMO. If we don't get Mariappa, we'll get nobody and just wait until the summer, risk Williamson's fitness.