Ayatollah Hermione

Slightly embellished

Not sure how he managed to play those two yellows for Johnson perfectly but absolutely fuck everything else up As the co-commentator said, no point trying to control the game with yellows after you’ve already fucked it

And I’ll say a penalty and a red card is just about justice for that shambolic decision to rule the first goal out

Thank fuck for that. Would have been absolutely criminal if they’d have clung to that 0-0 at half time the way they were riding their luck

Mind, the way Isak is finishing, he’ll probably miss

How the fuck is it 0-0?

Mackem legend Clarke hooked before half time. That’ll go down well

The touch from Isak though

Fair play, the ref has handled that daft bastard well

Aye also, did I notice that the ref went to give the goal and the linesman flagged?

Every keeper protected other than ours, it seems

That’s fucking scandalous!!!!

Delap definitely fancies it up here like. Putting himself in Howe’s thoughts playing like this

No Targett on the bench again At least Wilson is fit enough to jog about for 20 minutes

Willock in apparently. Probably a good game for him tbf

This ref is giving Everton fuck all either, mind. Absolute all-time homer performance

Wow who could have ever guessed

I’ve a feeling that Everton will put up very little fight today but will suddenly decide they fancy a point away at us at the end of the season. Because that’s what they’re all about

Only the shite ones

“Giving myself a bit love” Dirty cunt!

He’s also still young enough where a season or two playing well at Forest, even if they fall off, will hardly harm his chances of getting a move to a top team eventually. Forest would probably make a tidy profit off £30m too

As a member of the Drummer Union, I would like to distance myself from this particular lunatic. And he may be an axe murderer but at least he’s not a Tory

I’m going to give him the benefit of the doubt about being a Tory since I have a hard time imagining Paul Heaton being in a band with any of them

Purely in response to Birmingham City’s plans to build a 60,000 seater, I’d imagine. The idea of which is hilarious in its own right

If Villa’s lack of CL qualification means they sail close to the PSR wind, we should be looking at Jacob Ramsey IMO. Rodgers is a pipe dream but Ramsey would be great as a better, more durable Willock