Ayatollah Hermione

This ticketing scheme is a total shambles. The kind of thing that could only be spewed from the brain of bonafide Tories

Aye, him piping up all of a sudden while everyone is getting mega money to go over there, regardless of ability, can’t be a coincidence

There’s almost certainly some add-ons in there, you’d think. Probably ones that are very easy to hit. Either that or we don’t fancy facing questions from knackers who think we’re on the fiddle

Craig Hope in negative spin shocker

I love how he says he “recommended” Gerrard, seemingly oblivious to his fucking disastrous Villa reign.

You’re a man of some fucking constitution.

Diego, I love socks like this but I’m not looking through 10 pages of nonsense to find the Newcastle socks. Link me to these Shearer ones, my friend.

Is “game of chance” code word for “I’ve seen lots of black people around here”?

Gene Wilder in Blazing Saddles has to be one of the top 5 comedy performances of all time

They’re only annoyed because they genuinely harboured delusions that he’d come back and finish his career at them

Who’s paying that much for him? I’m amazed we’re getting almost half a million for our fourth choice keeper who didn’t pull any trees up at Hull last year

We absolutely need the long-term Schar replacement in the door like. Lascelles is a good enough option to put in to give Schar a rest against your low on confidence shite but he can’t be trusted to play too many high-level games, even with Trippier, Botman and Pope keeping him right.

Tbf, even when Bruno kicks the ball, the thing that he’s genuinely class at, it looks weird. The man’s joints are like an action figure

Glad to see that the likes of Miley, Anderson and Murphy haven’t looked out of place this pre-season. Strange how a proper youth setup and a proper manager can improve young players with something about them

My only saving grace is that Stack used to have some quality local food places (and some shite as well, like) so it’d be good for some local places to have residence inside it and share in the popularity

Seems like a hell of a grift though. Most of them only write one article a week and talk shite on a podcast. True Faith do that for fuck all, the clowns

Easily got to half of the games and would have been more if I could have made the midweek games. Most of them in decent seats in the Leazes corner as well

I haven’t bothered like, despite my membership getting me to plenty of games last season. The idea of trying to get onto that website and get tickets with 80,000 other people is a pointless exercise tbh.

“Let’s fucking give it to them” 🍆🍆🍆🍆 You would run through a wall after that

Mind, this crack about memberships being unlimited opens the possibility of buying one and then never actually getting a ticket. £37 is a lot for a raffle ticket

I’ve never been on the ferry to Holland and I’m not sure if I should experience it or not tbh

Strong “Souness in Benfica” vibes

Mehrdad absolutely fucking sick of bumping into that freak

Never mind that but are people actually expecting Chelsea to challenge with that squad?

Touchy Hutchy ( ) was the year above me at school. Yet another success out of that place