Kitman

You need to rethink your lifestyle not buy a few packets of reduced calorie wotsits. The first step isto cleanse your body of all toxins. This means no booze and a 24 hour fast. Then you must spend 12 hours in the airing cupboard chanting OM Nom Nom. Finally complete the treatment by greeting the sun in the nude and ritually flushing your system by sticking the garden hose up your bottom. If you're serious about improving your health and digestion you'll do this. Time to stop making excuses,

Cook will get a fat pay off and another plum job elsewhere so it won't be all bad from his pov

Well folks that was a great start to the tournament. Went to the opening festivities in central Auckland, the place was jumping. Some awe inspiring stuff including a fleet of Maori in war canoes in the harbour. Didn't go the match but off to a good start. Glamour tie of the weekend is Scotland v Romania in invercargill - a place Mick Jagger once described as the arsehole of the universe

If someone could teach leazes how to use the quote function that would be a start. I'm not volunteering by the way.

Who's been fired for criticism like? Allardyce - Said Nowt Keegan - Walked out Kinnear - took ill Shearer - contract expired Hughton - Perfect gent I assume he's alluding to the senior players who were critical of Ashley and have now been transferred ie Barton Enrique etc. Not saying that I agree with that theory.

Scumbags. Sorry to hear you've been in the wars Craig, but at least you and your missus are OK.

LM can argue what he likes as far as I'm concerned, but I find dredging up old threads pretty tedious...

Happy birthday HMHM

"We was in for 4 strikers, 100%. Haw haw!"

Climbs upon high horse... Rides into sunset. Maintained? Like a garden? Or did you mean to say retained? [/pedant]

Or maybe French players are cheap? I mean, good value.

Yes. They're about as welcome as a haemorrhoid tbh.

Tidied. BLASPHEMER!

Well that's a fucking disappointment. You see a thread called New takeover Rumours which already has 4 pages and you think "Geddin, there must be something going on here." Instead it's a totally pointless reanimated thread from 2006. Jesus Mary and Joseph.

Instead he's got Ameobi, Best etc. Oh dear. He'll get used to the offside flag I suppose.

Eh? So quick witted his response was to stab someone? Gives a new meaning to 'rapier like wit' anyway....

Exactly. It's just a bit of fun. You cunt. Waaaaaaahhhhhhhhh! Haters hating on me, I'm dying here, DYING!!!!!!! You're all cunts! CUNTS! FUCK YOU ALL! * Superflounce *

Happy birthday! You are ordered to be taken down from this place to celebrate your birthday until you fall over. Leave to appeal denied.

True. Not that I really care to tell the truth. It's hardly dog's abuse anyway......

One out, one in, them's the rules

Aye, if it did happen.....which it didn't. Always makes me chuckle when people ascribe opinions to people (or themselves) when there's a quick and easy search can be done. This is the page he's on about.... http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?...Arfa&st=900 Was only canofbeans who wasn't keen on his talents... But then he also said... Comments like "Get in" (Tom) "we'd do well to land him" (JawD) and many others dead keen...you....Parky. Is it not fair to assume post 916 (from Sniffer) was aimed at him? That looks quite abusive to me if so......

Or more succinctly Smith - old and shit Lovenkrands - old and shit Ranger - gangsta and shit All - shit (succint enough for ya? ) Shit yeah!

Or more succinctly Smith - old and shit Lovenkrands - old and shit Ranger - gangsta and shit

Classic Mr Fist !