Kitman

Always the cynic ay? I reckon this could get nailed before the Fulham game. It's hard not to be cynical with the current lot in charge. Apparently we're also signing Cissoko and an Italian bloke called Santos. So we'll have 3 left backs plus Perch and Raylor in reserve by the Fulham game What do you base your prediction on out of interest?

Technically that's a nightmare

Expect Pieters to sign a new contract for PSV on improved money shortly.

Expect Pieters to sign a new contract for PSV on improved money shortly.

Maybe we should all just admit that Leazes was right all along? Then we can get back to bitching about Fat Ash.

I remember that when it was on the telly

We'll have offered 3 million euros then

Looks like JB's gone then. And yet that useless lump Smudger Smith still lingers like a boil that can't be shifted. I bet he's earning as much as Joey too. Why can't we sell him to QPR? Because he's a useless old knacker on stellar wages, that's why.

We'll be down to a few strands in a week's time....

Think of the accounts, man! 3.5 mill in wages saved! * starts vigorously fapping off *

Happy birthday chap

I wrote him off after one match tbh

Mr Llambias Mr Weasel

The club's desperate to get rid and Barton's desperate to go. I expect everyone will be happy except the manager and the fans. And possibly Barton. A free transfer of our player of the season to a PL who might possibly rival us for a relegation place is bonkers though. Totally bonkers. I doubt he'll be replaced either.

I doubt anybody outside the NE has any idea who the mackems are. Or cares.

* Snigger * Of course it won't be Hippo Head's fault.

Reckon you'll win it? It's yours to lose. I honestly think this time you won't fuck it up. If by 'yours' you mean the All Blacks, then yes. The best team in the world imo but it's well known they choke on the big occasion. So the question is whether home advantage inspires them or provokes big occasion choke. Personally I think this time around they'll do it if McCaw and Carter stay fit, they have a very talented and experienced side and a very strong subs bench too. I'm English by the way. So I'll be supporting both the English and ABs for as long as they are in the tournament. I'd be happy if either won but especially the ABs as I live here and the place will be a fucking morgue if they don't

"I simply can't wait for matchday to be here, I can't!"

That Clueless Tit fella seemed quite positive too.....

Sounds like our offer is a million miles away from their valuation basically. At least we've made an offer, which is an essential part of any negotiation. The question is whether this is posturing on Lyon's part or we're not credible bidders.

To be fair he's adapted quite well. Our African free transfer Jumbo Katanga Kak Pants Jr is not doing so well though

CT whichever way you slice it by the looks of it we 've lost a PL hardened quality player at the peak of his poweres who cares about the club. For NOTHING. There's no upside to this. Getting in Jean Claude Floot de Ponce-Ponce from some French club who hasn't a clue about English footy isn't going to compensate us in the short term. We've now let half our first team go from last season. It's madness. We'd be better off running down his contract, it's pure spite and stupidity imo.

Speechless at this. Our player of the season to QPR for nothing? Ye Gods!

Congrats