Kitman

Good luck Kevin

The club's bringing back its Salah days Boom tish

100k is a joke offer for a player under contract

From BBC Gossip Manchester United striker Michael Owen's latest endeavour off the pitch isn't buying a new car or going on holiday - it is trying to complete a 1000-piece horse-inspired jigsaw puzzle. Owen posted a picture on his Twitter account, adding that he was about to embark on the "biggest challenge" of his life. What a boring tool

What was the upshot Kevin? You going to Uni or what? Can't be bothered to trawl through the thread...

Enrique has his own agenda, I wouldn't trust him to tell the truth about what went on.

I agree, Enrique should keep his mouth shut. If he was so concerned about it he'd have stayed and seen out his contract. This is just a dig at his ex-employers and justifying his decision to leave imo. As for Pardoo, it's more wind and piss. Show us the money, rapey.

This is how I see it too. Used car salesman patter, just part of the job as far as he's concerned. My guess is all 3 scenarios apply.

Cod Theories

I think it needs pointing out that no one in the history of humanity has performed one activity on more occasions than you've had hot dinners. And if you want proof of this, I refer you to a match at which you ate a pre match cheeseburger and needed another one 45 minutes later. 2 hot meals in under an hour. CT will be off for some comfort eating. While he's stomping round the kitchen loading up a sandwich the size of a small country, his daughter will be doubled up at this.....

I think it needs pointing out that no one in the history of humanity has performed one activity on more occasions than you've had hot dinners. And if you want proof of this, I refer you to a match at which you ate a pre match cheeseburger and needed another one 45 minutes later. 2 hot meals in under an hour.

I'm getting the feeling you don't like Deano? Nothing specific you said, just a vibe...am I right?

Sounds like Tom's going to make CT train with the kids and available on a free transfer. It's Joey Barton all over again

I don't know why you're putting Chez forward as a Tony Blair figure CT. Educated and knowledgeable he certainly is, but he's also forthright and direct in the way he puts things. He will directly tell people they are talking shit or bollocks, in those terms, someone called him acerbic recently, iirc Chez described his style as robust. In my book that's fair enough if you can back up what you say. FWIW I frequently find his posts insightful, yours have different qualities Incidentally I don't think you could find a more unflattering comparison than John Prescott.

If it follows the Andy Carroll model we'll get someone old, cheap and shit to replace Enrique. Like that bloke who used to play for Leeds who was as slow as a carthorse even in his prime (can't remember the name)

CT doesn't bother me at all. I don't agree with most of his views on the club but so what, it's a footy message board & he's entitled to his opinions. I certainly don't think a ban is merited just because he annoys some people.

I still can't get over selling Enrique without having someone in the bag. Surely it's obvious he was going? How on earth can we start the season without a LB? It beggars belief. The striker vacancy is also obvious, although we at least have Ba. Despite the pressing need for another striker, nothing has been sorted. I'm beginning to think HBA is the second striker and there is no real intention to sign anyone else in that position. Hope I'm wrong. We're too thin at the back and front imo.

Replaced with a cheaper, younger French version. Alain Pardieu? "Monsieur Ashley! Why eez zere no monnay?! Ah 'ave promised ze fans some new playerz! Ah will look like a - 'ow you say - stupeed cant!"

In term of the OP, I think I predicted Pardoo will be gone by xmas.

Please can you post this Twitter bollocks in the Twitter thread so I can ignore it? Thanks ever so Its the local writer for the Journal and Sunday Sun advising whats in the paper tomorrow so a bit more substantial than twitter bollocks. So that wasn't taken from Twitter then? Don't make me report you for flagrant disregard of board protocol

This is what I think is going on. But he will bend over and take it up the chufter from Fat Mike because his career was firmly on the skids and he can't hope to get another gig like us unless he makes a success of it. That, and/or the rumours about gambling debts are true. I don't have a problem with him just being a coach btw. Probably for the best that he has no great involvement in transfers.

Meh. Reported

Please can you post this Twitter bollocks in the Twitter thread so I can ignore it? Thanks ever so Its the local writer for the Journal and Sunday Sun advising whats in the paper tomorrow so a bit more substantial than twitter bollocks. So that wasn't taken from Twitter then? Don't make me report you for flagrant disregard of board protocol

Please can you post this Twitter bollocks in the Twitter thread so I can ignore it? Thanks ever so

From Cwarr no doubt