Kitman

So I log in expectantly to see who we've signed and.....nothing. Less than 2 hours to go. Just wait till it dawns on Santon what our strike force consists of....

Theres not of cover across the whole defense imo. With the exception of RB, we can put out a decent first team if everyone's fit but injury and suspensions expose our limitations.

Only the good die young. Oh.

Outstanding! Stevie should have it as his screen saver

Short should just make a bonfire with his money. At least he'll get some enjoyment out of burning it, rather than giving it to Bruce to sign past their sell by date journeymen who'll be finished in 3 years' time.

Will be pretty depressing if we bring in Macheda. If he was the only striker we got then yes i'd agree. I'd like us to get him on loan AND a permanent deal for another. Then we'd have about 8 strikers on our books. Can't see Dirty Derek going for that

Lawrie McMenemy's mac should get an honourable mention (or the assistant manager in Mike Bassett)

Lawrie McMenemy's mac should get an honourable mention (or the assistant manager in Mike Bassett)

None of the big clubs wanted him so he must be shit. Just like Tiote. It's not as if we're signing Ryan Taylor to play at LB. I'm chuffed at this.

Some pretty negative comments on here. Surely a great signing?

And in the case of baseball, a fat arse and limitless capacity to spit

More likely Harps would be off, shirley? Assuming he's not really injured....

Will give him the benefit of the doubt, but during my drunken viewing of match of the day I couldnt tell if it was world class or if it had just hit his leg and fell nicely. on the telly (where I'm watching it now) it looked totally deliberate

Wouldn't it be great if we signed Pieters or Cissokho as well? I realise it won't happen. Be nice to sign Santon first like. True

Wouldn't it be great if we signed Pieters or Cissokho as well? I realise it won't happen.

I realise I'm a day or two late here but fuck me Best's finish for the second was good

Yes. I can see gangstaman getting convicted of GBH and having his contract cancelled. Don't see the point of Lovenkrands really.

Geddin. Now sign on the dotted line goddamit

Is this just Twitter boleks though? Get over there in your cab, man, have a look

7 million reasons to be dubious......

I for one would be delighted and excited if we sign this lad, despite knowing nothing about him and never having seen him play. Or indeed looked at his statistics. He's young, he's French and he plays for Sochaux. That's good enough for me! OK, Monsieur Le Sapin de Noel?

You've made a miele of that

Bolek tbf. Check your facts before you look like a right knacker. I admit I dropped the ball

Still can't believe we might sign a GK called Bollock