Kitman

As Stevie said a while back, potentially the first player to get booed at his own testimonial. Isnt be becoming a bit of cult figure now? Or is that just me? Is cult a typo?

Sacre bleu!

I wonder if perch knows the French for "you're shit" and "why are you in the team?"

Not sure whether Upson is still any good but would like to see us get an experienced CB in (not a Sol Campbell type knacker though). Obviously we can't afford to do this.... 14 mill for Pavyluchenko is mental imo. Can't see us paying the fee or signing a 30 year old for that matter.

It's because they're cheap

No Ben Arfa? Or do you mean for Arsenal? He'll be on the subs bench, man

I'm looking forward to this lad signing. Hopefully this means Pardew will drop Gutti and play Ferguson instead. Then all we need is a new striker and we'll have a mint team! Krul New RB Collo New CB Pieters Obertan Tiote Cabaye Ferguson Ba New Striker And the great thing is only 2 of those players were in the team last season! Yay! Go team positive!

Sorry, sammynb ... I couldn't help myself. In the second line you've both tolerated the incorrect spelling of 'perfectly' and the use of 'possibility' instead of 'possible' I want you to know I'm not angry so much as disappointed...... Jesus, you're right ... and I'm a book editor. The mind turns off when I'm on the net.

Sorry, sammynb ... I couldn't help myself. In the second line you've both tolerated the incorrect spelling of 'perfectly' and the use of 'possibility' instead of 'possible' I want you to know I'm not angry so much as disappointed......

Good advice imo. Contesting the fine is pointless unless you've got evidence otherwise, best to pay up and move on if you can live with it.

This thread is like wandering into a parallel universe

Bristol? Really? Never thought of Bristol as a hotspot of insurrection. When I posted yesterday asking when this mindlessness was going to spread, Bristol was one of the places I was going to list as potential hot spots (no pun intended). Like most cities these days, the place is a nest of pikey cun The fact, which I believe 100%, is that these youths up and down the country are just waiting for the first shop window to be put out. Good thing for us that 99.9% of these cretins don't have the balls to be the one who chucks the first brick. They see smashing windows, looting and setting fire as a bit of fun. They would love nothing more than for it to happen where they are. Arseholes. St Paul's in Bristol was a scene of anti-thatcher rioting at the same time as the Briston riots iirc

Top stuff, well done CT

Good news. Good buy. Guess this means Enrique will be away in the next few days then. Guess this means it's a rumour. Maybe but one which holds some truth. We scouted him a couple of months back. I'd imagine about 4mil. Good for you. Given we've been linked with all and sundrey over the last few weeks, and no signing has materialised yet, I'll wait until he's signed before I crack out the Pomagne and Pringles in celebration. I think Pieters, that french kid and obertan will be confirmed this week. No striker. True. But Pieters looks to be a similar kind of fuck as Riise. Tidy player, young and massive resale value. What French kid?

Better than Shane Ferguson or a makeshift LB from Gutti, Kadar etc? That seems to be the alternative.....

I believe the county was Rutland Population 250 including a Jack Russell

Good news. Good buy. Guess this means Enrique will be away in the next few days then. Guess this means it's a rumour. Maybe but one which holds some truth. We scouted him a couple of months back. I'd imagine about 4mil. Good for you. Given we've been linked with all and sundrey over the last few weeks, and no signing has materialised yet, I'll wait until he's signed before I crack out the Pomagne and Pringles in celebration.

Are you happy now? This is what you wanted, you so-called accountant. Sorry, Leazes wasn't here so I thought I'd chip in for him. You forgot to mention Souness and add a smiley. Are you happy now? This is what you wanted, you so-called accountant. Like your man Souness, who you supported, regardless of how much money he spent.

Good news. Good buy. Guess this means Enrique will be away in the next few days then. Guess this means it's a rumour.

Sounds familiar.....

Reinforcements?

No, but it looks like he may have been to Eindhoven to check on a left back called Eric Pieters...apparently Pardew checked him out personally yesterday v Alkmaar...this according to today's Daily Mirror. 22 years old and 10 caps for Holland, you'd imagine he could play a bit...good age/resale potential to keep jabba the hut and lambchop happy... I know naff all about this dutch fella, but i'm that fucked off with Enrique messing the club and fans around I'd take anyone over him. Stick him in the reserves with Barton. I guess if he's first choice Dutch left back he must be better or on par with Van Aanholt Like others I reckon that Enrique agreed to join Liverpool last season presumably without nufc's permission. Phil thompson probably dropped a clanger by breaking the transfer. Since then Liverpool have either been biding their time or they've not been prepared to pay our asking price. Leaving Enrique in limbo and in a huff at the club.

We're like a shite, badly run Arsenal. We're more like Trotters Independent Trading than M&S