Kitman

Bingo

can't see a table

Neither did a, a never knew Ray "bet in plyyyyyyy naaaaaaaaaaaa!!" Winstone was in AWP till Jonny pointed it out as well. Aye, he was the kid who was hitch hiking in Germany, eh? The Army runaway. 'Loyk the bleedin' Jawdie Maafia you lot' Aye a naa nuw but it just didn't register till I was told. Wonder if that was before or after Scum. After, he was a kid in scum. "Where's ya tool?" "What tool?" "This fakin tool" WHACK!!! " 'Ad enuff, or d'ya want some moah?!"

It's going to mega here. Really looking forward to it.

Think we concentrated more on the LB and striker we were going to bring in (100%) last week. Still no idea what's going on, 100%.

On the last day of the window with no time to replace .... Bingo!

Only an idiot would sell Coloccini. Draw your own conclusions.....

I think we're OOCs . How come you moved to NZ? Am sure you've said it before but I've forgotten, was it lass, work or both? Got the chance to go there with my job. The missus and I really fancied living overseas at the time so we went for it & emigrated. The kids were young enough to get away with it. Love it here and the only drawback is the distance from home.

When I lived in the UK Nearest Reading FC 10.06 miles NUFC 239.18 miles Now I'm about as OOT from Newcastle as you can get......

Might do better than that Kean bloke

I'm not a fan of beards. I associate them with tree hugging sandal wearers, the sort who drink real ale and make their own compost. They are likely to have pot bellies and stick thin legs, and own a tankard. On the other hand, if you look like Brian Blessed, own a roaring laugh, are built like a brick shithouse and can remove a man's teeth by slapping him on the back, then a beard looks OK.

His hair's an improvement

I don't know why people are going on about a new striker. Ben Arfa is the new striker Pleased with 4 points. Not getting carried away yet.

Anyone seen those pics and matchday reports yet?

Inept is the overall impression. Be surprised if anyone will deal with us if we are tapping up, unercutting and trying to activate release clauses. Seems increasingly unlikely to me we'll sign anyone else permanently this time around. Last minute loan scraps from the big boys' table is probably the best we can hope for now.

You only have to look at Dekker's face to know what sort of man he is. There's an "I'm going to fuck you up the arse and steal all your money the minute your back's turned" look about him.

2 wins in 19 is terrible

I wonder if Mrs Doubtfire will ever get to play that music for the victory at the SOL. There's every chance that before next season he'll have been sacked by Short or his liver will spontaneously explode. Or both.

Difficult balancing act imo. Giving run outs to players is important but first and foremost I want us to win the game. I'm sick of getting knocked out of this competition in the early stages and this has Hereford United/Leyton Orient written all over it for me. So I wouldn't like to see too many unblooded players starting. Could go with something like Harper Raylor----Williamson-----Saylor-----Perch Obertan----Gosling----Vuckic-----Marveaux Best------Lovenkrands and a mix of players on the bench

with added pottymouth

Welcome to NUFC FFS! One game and Mong's been written off already. Just because he didn't cost £15m, you have to slag him off. You people make me sick. Yeah but I've got a mate who's seen all of Mong's games in the eredivisian escudo ligua and he says he's shit innit

Sounds like a euphemism

Only a matter of time now if he's still in Tripoli. If he's any sense he'll be on a plane out of there to a friendly fellow tyrant. presumably he's prepared to negotiate now.

even if its an accident? what about someone like buust who had to retire? would irwin retire too? sometimes accidents do happen And Roy Keane too? Retirement plainly not an option but it would be a long time before the injured player threw in the towel on coming back so the ban would be lengthy. I agree with the problems you and Manc-Mag highlight though, probably would never work thinking about it. However I'm sick of the likes of De Jong and Cattermole jumping into challenges late and I wish there was a bigger sanction than a red card for them to worry about. Lock them in a room with ray wilkins for 15 minutes. So he can give them a nice sensible talk about running sideways like a crab?

even if its an accident? what about someone like buust who had to retire? would irwin retire too? sometimes accidents do happen And Roy Keane too? Retirement plainly not an option but it would be a long time before the injured player threw in the towel on coming back so the ban would be lengthy. I agree with the problems you and Manc-Mag highlight though, probably would never work thinking about it. However I'm sick of the likes of De Jong and Cattermole jumping into challenges late and I wish there was a bigger sanction than a red card for them to worry about.