Kitman

Compared to Allardyce, Souness et al? Not really, no. But they went because they were shit, and worth paying off for the good of the football. This way, it's us as a club picking up the bill for a dispute between the fat cunt, the dwarf and the dummy-spitter. £4m send-off for 8 months work is perfectly fine, why continue for as much as you can get if you 'love the club', considering the position it's in? "and the dummy-spitter" Were you around at the time KK pulled us up from the shit as a player or manager? I just can't understand any Mag coming out with that shit who was there then. Wether you think he walked a bit prematurely is one thing, but to call him a dummy spitter? Fucking talksport and the likes of cabbage-head Woolnough really must get into some peoples minds. I'd expect that from brain dead sheep supporting another club. well said

Fuck that, in 20 years I'm gonna be immortal anyway. unfortunately for you I think the scientist had been at the ethanol when he said that

I would like to know the truth about what happened. The money's a red herring imo.

I gave up smoking cigarettes over 10 years ago. Since then I have been unbearably smug. Shame on you smokers. Shame on you all. Give up if you want to live.

Imagine Mike Ashley in charge of the toon for the next 10,000 years. Or a 10,000 year old Peter Stringfellow appearing with his latest 18 year old girlfriend. Or 10,000 years of Donald Trump's iffy hairdo. 10,000 years of Jackie Collins. And Oprah Winfrey. And so on. I think I'd rather die

CT - if you're the father of an egg, technically that makes you a cock

Sounds like a load of shizzle. Can't help think this is a publicity stunt.

Many congrats

He discovered to his horror that Nottingham isn't a suburb of Lahndan?

Regarding the result, I can't remember any time we did anything noteworthy in the league cup. I don't like us losing obviously but I can't get worked up about the league cup really. As others have said, it's just not a priority this year.

It does if you're from darn sarf. I'm from a long way darn sarf these days

Whereas Fish and piss go together perfectly

If Harewood gives a toss and is rarely injured I'd like to see him wear the number 10 too. Would make a pleasant change from the previous incumbent.

Ye Gods what a thread

You can't beat a good limerick in my opinion: There was a young man called Fish Whose Haiku sounded like piss He thought they were class But they gave me the arse So I think I'll give it a miss. For instance

"I've already got your hubcaps" he added

Good riddance to that wanker Lambias. Why on earth Ashley didn't appoint an experienced football adminstrator as chairman defies explanation. Unless he's a complete idiot of course.

You mean the Moat is not liquid?

That Ashley has no intention of selling and probably never did, as Peasepud and others predicted quite a while ago.

Only found out about it this morning. Massive argument with Mrs P....Threatened to go down to the school... This is ridiculous, English is the international bridging language ffs!!!!111 Why would you need Turkish as a second language? It's not like they don't understand "doner kebab with chips please, aye and plenty onions". Stevie think of it this way, it's like kids in North London starting Bengali before they start French. This is off the fucking scale. I'm preparing a letter to the stadt meister as we speak. Be sure to write it in Turkish, he'll like that

Exactly. Poor team performance, as we should have had enough quality to beat Blackpool. The coming weeks will be interesting to see how Hughton handles being forced to leave players out. I started a thread last week (I think it was) in which I stated he hadn't been really forced to make any decisions due to the team virtually picking itself. Things are different now with more senior players becoming available for too few places. If Hughton can look past the seniority and start picking balanced sides it will be a help. He had Lovenkrands and Ranger available yesterday so he wasn't exactly forced to pick four central midfielders. Yeah, I think that's they key, seniority shouldn't really come into it. Yes experience is useful but it's not the be all and end all. I'd sooner have an inexperienced specialist winger than a makeshift one. imo our managers are guilty of picking players on reputation/seniority rather than form/potential, and also play people out of position to fit players in, to the detriment of the team. They all have their favourites and Nicky Butt seems to be one of them. He must suck a mean cock. I do hope Hughton doesn't bottle it.

All those moments Will be lost Like tears in rain Time to die

Once sat behind him on a shuttle flight from Bangkok to Koh Samui. The inflight food was minging - basically spam on cocktail sticks - but he wolfed the lot. Mind you he was as pissed as a fart.

Zurab? Sounds like a bad Scrabble hand