Kitman

Mole?! Was it really a huge boil that the doctor has to lance with a red hot poker?

That's exactly what happened Saturday morning. My left eye started watering and throbbing and an intense pain kind built up in my forehead. I've been editing a book against a deadline and hadn't slept much (3hrs altogether) Thu and Fri. Had a background headache all day Sunday and was alrightish today after taking 2 tabs in the morning. Still feel there is soemthing there and really hoping to get some proper sleep tonight. Took 4 tabs Sat and 3 on Sunday so today has been a relative improvement. Fingers crossed. I suspect if you analyse your lifestyle you might find the answers there.........you no sleepin pill poppin binge drinkin dope smokin net surfin channel hoppin downloadin recordbreaker, you Seriously though, get a check up. I'd love to know if the doctor screams "Gutt Gott, how is this man still alive?!" and has you admitted to hospital

He hasn't he's German. They sit on the toilet to piss.....That is where it all starts to go wrong. Mein Gott dis is most irregular

Not more hits, we appear above them on a number of searches but because they're on the likes of newsnow then they get a shitload of hits from them. If you're using wordpress, give me a password and I'll get content on. From me presumably

Well I suppose he had to pass the time somehow Wouldn't want to borrow his car though

I think you're a fatty Nope, wide of the mark. But I smoked till my 30s and have always enjoyed a drink or three, and when I was in the UK found the constant hypocritical moralising in the media utterly depressing. Smoking, "binge drinking" and obesity - the holy trinity of media obsession with health. Where will it end? Let's ban chips, smoking and drinking and force people to eat Jamie Oliver's faux Italian cooking. I think I'd rather be a crack addict

Like Noocarsel on-line you mean? This is a local site for local people. We'll have no shouting here! What about "Newcastle Evening Comical" and we all have to write in the style of Anal. Keegan told me today that's wide of the mark Edit: Damn you WubbleUC !

Doctors never tire of telling people how to live their lives. In my experience they tend to be the biggest fuck ups. I also find the British media's obsession with health issues quite depressing, the constant bleating on about smoking/drinking/drugs/fatties is corrosive.....no-one will change their habits so why crap on about it constantly? If the cost of healthcare is such an issue, just deny it to grossly fat people

Like Noocarsel on-line you mean? This is a local site for local people. We'll have no shouting here!

Apparently the defendant was out on a limb too. He may have been legless but that doesn't mean he was harmless

Stick to yer guns till we have one def left. Cock off knobber, things have notably changed since my original appraisal. I would have put Faye as second choice Centre half. Faye will be replaced KK said so, which still leaves the original conundrum. Savvy? Didn't hear Keegles say owt about replacing Faye, my worry is that he's just replaced, not improved on. I don't see the point in replacing like for like. "It looks like Abdoulaye Faye is going to Stoke and Shola Ameobi has been given permission to speak to Ipswich Town. "But that's the end of players going out, and if those deals do happen, there will be some more players coming in." Shouldn't this thread be 'Which 4 players do you think we need'?

I'm all for a raft of rules, the pettier the better, if it means we get threads as entertaining as that 'Disgrace' one

Baffling. Perfectly good squad player for us and a step down for him

I expect he'll be filling a savoury cheese roll?

God it's desperate isn't it?

By dirty, does he mean cheating? If so they've been dirty for years.....

A source of mine tells me this text may have sparked suspicions wtf wheres my fkn bung get me my fkn money 2day u cants used notes usual drop off by 4 OC or the Benj deals off dont mess me around u cants willie However I am sure this has no relevance to the topic under discussion

King's X, haunt of drug addicts and whores? Whatever can you mean?

Maybe he fancies the interviewer, yesh?

9m's a very good offer for Milner imo. Assuming we can replace him straightaway of course

Examiner "Right Shola, I'm going to tap your knee to test your reflexes" Shola "Righto boss" Examiner "Anything?" Examiner "Feel anything?" Examiner "Are you feeling this?" Examiner "Fuck me"

Poor poor bastards. Not only will they have to put up with his lolloping hamfisted attempts at leading the line, they'll get his appalling patter in the local press too. Starting with how playing regular football will revive his England career....

I was waiting for him to say "And I am looking for shome shexy football dis tournament yesh for shure" What a bell end!