Dazzler

Aye, but Southgate means a natural replacement to play beside Rice because he has to have two holding players in his midfield. I doubt we'll ever see a game where it's just Rice sat in front of the defence for as long as Southgate is manager.

It’s because he “doesn’t have a natural replacement for Kalvin Phillips” -direct quote. Tells you exactly where he’s at as a manager. Appalling.

Ankle isn’t it?

They'll still end up with a no frills kit kat from Kwik Save that went out of date when Kwik Save went bust 30 years ago.

They don't have that much man, don't give the poor fuckers hope.

that's fair.

How will he see the stone island badge if he whips his tits out before kick off?

Ravel Morrison

Lads, have a look at this absolutely belta tweet I've just put up. Fuck sake Tony man, I had 10 likes on that you fucking dick.

Not salty Rice decided his nanna could go fuck herself at all is he? Poor wee James "Ooh aah up the RA" McClean

It'll never last IMO

21 goal contributions in the PL plus two more in the FA cup. Not to mention the handful of penalties he won for us throughout the season that don't count in the 21. If that don't impress her then it safe to say it's a lost cause.

The fact it's already been debunked will mean fuck all now he's said it. His supporters have drank the kool aid and will think anything contradicting this lie is deep state corruption. Mongs, the lot of them.

Agreed. Now if you’ll excuse me I need to go and leave my car idling for an hour before I leave the office, for completely unconnected reasons.

What’s their foreign secret? Tories did 9/11?

Aye, super gluing yourself to a road at rush hour when low paid workers are commuting and likely to get a bollocking or potentially lose their job because of it is a cunts trick, they aren’t proving anything to anyone with stunts like that. The fact that they could cause delay to emergency services leading to someone dying too seems to mean nowt to them either. Most normal people already understand and agree with their goals so it makes no sense for them to piss on their chips.

It was great when they were just launching paint on Porsche salesmen. They should have kept that going. Once that one virgin cable tied himself to the post against Everton I’ve hoped one of them would suffocate.

I don’t get angry at them anymore. I just make sure I have a protein shake before I go shopping and crop dust them as I go past. If you’ve had something aromatic the evening before, even better.

Fucking skills if that’s true like, bet she’s going to rake it in by way of huge cuddly toys at the hoppings.

I can’t stand the cunts, me. I might actually drive home from work in second gear and high revs in the name of balance.

Been bugging me all morning, but it finally hit me what this reminds me of:

Steve Bruce looks like he’s had a great time in Maga with the boys (just Alex Bruce).