Dazzler

Has to be unanimous this, if it’s not it’s fucking proof positive that boxing is bent fucking sideways.

Fury blatantly losing, so a draw is inevitable

Until he’s called his 9 year old a cunt for buying pall mall when he needed it for the full set then he’s not competitive enough imo.

That’s him

Depends how fast the coroner gets you in the fridge.

Here you go. He’s the twat in the blue tank top

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We handed them the two first goals tbf. That stat is more a reflection on us than it is on them imo

Is that their fans booing him or ours?

I honestly think he wanted away in Jan when Bayern came in. I presume he was contacted about it sooner which may have coincided with his downturn in form. It could also be not be that

Get up Gordon man, don’t do this shit to me. My heart can’t take it.

Murphy another assist. Not a bad return from him considering the word on the toontastic street is he’s proper shite

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Pandering to the mackems hoping they'll be daft enough to give him the gig when Still knocks them back.

What's happened to his head? Either his shirt collar is too tight or someone has lit a fire up his arse but it seems to be expanding at a comedic rate each time it pans to him.

I don't think they could play "Oh fuck, how are we going to swing this one lads?"

"Looks alright to me marra, what about yew Steyvie?" "Got the ball, marra. Fair challenge."

Fair challenge, play on.

Aye, he's insanely calm. I've seen him take the ball and turn a midfielder inside out a few times in the first half and majority of his passes find their man no matter how tricky they are. He's getting better defensively too. If he keeps improving game on game he's going to be a worldie for us in a year or so.

Aye, Trippier is good when we're doing weird routines but Hall and Gordon have been putting in better direct balls from corners and freekicks since Trippier's been out

Hall's distribution is class. You can tell he plied his trade in midfield in the Chelsea youth sides.