Dazzler

I’m so happy for Elanga getting both the goal and the assist.

Please don’t talk about Longstaff like that.

I’d like to know why Miggy is getting a free pass tbh.

Burn is on form attacking crosses tonight. Mad how often he vanishes on set pieces.

This ref fucking hates Miley

Whats he like on the blart? Or does your missus not know yet?

Pope How do you concede a corner doing that?

That could have been a bad one by Thiaw

Good start this. Ramsey looks like he’s going to be an option running into the box which is something we lack.

Fucking unlucky man. Brilliant move.

That midfielder is going to get elbowed. I’m calling it now

Benfica’s tactic seems to be shithouse Bruno into a red

I reckon cancer would trump the lot tbh.

In fairness, there was one gravy stained mag that hounded him out and it's the mag they think is alright for a mag - Alan Shearer.

Nobody. Isak’s on hunger strike to force Liverpool to make a move for Jacob Murphy.

He'd have gotten 12 if it wasn't for that pesky linesman.

Exactly that, marra. If you ignore all of the audio, text and video of him saying he was a mag then you quickly come to the realisation that he loved sun'lin. Obviously, it relies on ignoring ALL of that physical evidence - which as you well know, I do. FTM.

It's been years since a saw a PP fan denial video, but this was was enjoyable.

Can ya beleyve the mags n Hoe-ah-sayah Mew-rey-ney-oh-ah are having a peweh love in the neyt oveh someone tha both loved and greatly admired? Wouldn't catch a marra doing that. Peweh embarrassing and desperadoahs if yeh ask ez. It was just like ah was saying to the lad from Bilbao, when weh were talking abewt our decades, nay, centuries old friendship. Wah'd just beyn talkin' abewt how much of a MLF Pickford and Hendo were an ah sez, do you hate the mags an'aal? Ey just smiled at ez, but I could tell worrey meant by it.

RIP. I had no idea that the dad of the son of the man who went viral in his car had passed.

What a fucking ponce man. Had to ruin it.

Him on the left is 2025 Graham Norton. The suit is a dead giveaway.

Co-pilot nails it again

We have Radio 2 on in the office and Vine has had his usual phone in for extremists. The amount of people crying innocent until proven guilty for Prince Andrew is fucking insane. Simpering cunts. Guarantee that each and every one of them would be marching in the street if BBC news said the word Muslim too close to the words grooming gang. “Up next, the Muslim Imam who help save babies and puppies from a burning building is awarded keys to the city. Next up a white grooming gang…” Sayah no more, Brenda spark me tak-ey-torch up, marra. Wah’ve got weyley bins to spark up neyeh the premyeh inn dewn Whitburn.