Dazzler

You sexy Swedish cunt.

Well we're fucked now unless Murphy can channel any of that form from last season.

Probably because Cucurella is proper dodgy defensively and Gordon is fucking mint at getting fouled.

Tino is drawing fouls. Too bad the ref has cataracts and is only spotting half of them.

Because 90% of the time he's diving and crying from a blatantly fair challenge, so whenever he gets hit with a genuine foul they think he's just being a soft diving cunt again

He better get better otherwise it's broke back Ando wide left and he's not lasting five minutes.

FYP

"Wor lass's are a bit busy at the minute wor kid, need to get it wherever I can."

No he give his tits an affectionate squeeze. Nothing like the ankle breaker he tried to pull on Gordon in the LC - but judging by the reaction Bruno knifed him.

As if Lewis Hall is getting that close to the pitch.

I want to say Alexios is the name of the fella, but aye he's a tool - makes a great antagonist though tbf, whereas Kassandra was rubbish as the baddie. In fairness Kassandra is the canon version of the main character, so I guess that's why she's better - The lass version of Eivor was the canon version in Valhalla too but I thought she was insufferable so I switched to the bloke.

Aye it is. It's proper slow to get going like, and the game play is something you sort of have to deal with but the story is excellent, if not proper weird.

Quite possibly the most unforgivable thing Pardew ever did here (that’s some fucking list, eh?) was destroying this blokes confidence by shoehorning him onto the wing to keep Ba happy. He may have never grasped the offside rule, and give him a second to think and he’d fall to bits but when he was just playing on instincts he’d do shit like this, and he did it fairly consistently for a spell.

As if we're getting 5% of the coverage

Where have I heard this before? Oh that's right, another absolute bellend already tried to pull this one. Ferguson: RVP "Could Have Been Killed" | Scoop News | Sky News

Hasbulla is looking well in the background, mind.

Here man officer ah was just tekkin me hoose forra wairk.

Mother dear, after we’ve eaten our pheasant may we ask the driver to take us up to Waitrose for some kets? I'm not having it. It’s not on.

There's an overhyped boxing event on this evening and you haven't even given us a load of unnecessary posts about it, what's the craic?

Staveley commenting on cabbage heed

My dad says kets and bullets for sweets as well and he is from Elswick - so am I like, but I only ever said kets. My dad also uses gypsy slang a lot so a dog is a juggle, a horse is a gallowah, monkeys are jakeys etc.

That's how it works for most asset sales, so I can't see it being any different tbh. Unless there is some specialist accounting treatment used in football that would differ. Effectively the difference between the net book value and proceeds of the sale is written off to the P&L at the point the sale is finalised - so a player with a NBV of £90m being sold for £40m would lead to a £50m hit in that year's accounts - . Which makes their approach even more stupid when you think about it as it was hinging on immediate success and/or somehow the value of these players (which were already inflated) increasing. They are quite literally going to be stuck with these players until the NBV is at a point it's worth selling for a lower fee which will be years down the line.