Dazzler

Aye limitless win was a load of shite tbf

Still better than Fergie's (Black Eyed Peas, not the noncey princes ex or the plonkey cunt that managed Man Utd) attempt.

It's like Ant losing Dec (or vice versa) really. They were probably closer to being a long term married couple than just mates - I got the impression they did just about everything together. It's fucking shite. As MF said he seemed like a proper decent bloke.

I fucking it! I knew there had to be a reason we won that game that couldn't be explained by "a premier league team with a smidgen of remaining confidence (at the time), and quality players overpowers middling championship team with zero premier league quality, whilst never getting out of second gear". Fucking Saudis man, ruining the game - just like they ruin the carpets in embassies - bastards.

This reads like my cover letter

A home draw vs Man City would have been nicer, and I doubt a good number of reserves will be in for them in the FA Cup like they were in the league cup so that adds to the difficulty level of the draw but we're still in it until we're not - We've still got a punchers chance of going through. Though our form lately, this could be the punch in question:

I'm pretty certain he will. It's low hanging fruit to go after them for really - though the way the tories are going the fruit is actively falling from the trees, at a rapid pace - so Starmer will need a fucking hard hat.

Last time we won a penalty shootout in a cup run we made the final - it was a massive 12 months ago - we are still in the running until we're out of the cup (which will most likely be at the Etihad but still).

I think she could hold more than that up there tbh.

I think "visiting owl" was largely on the button to be honest, it's the tragic cunt replying to them that is mental/lying. I do think a portion of our overweight, topless ticket holding wall punchers would have probably started to turn had we gone out last night. It would have been a minority though. I loved the commentator trying to make the same point last night saying he'd spoken to fans before the game that had said lose this and they would turn - only to be completely drowned out by chants of "Eddie Howe's black and white army"

Looks like someone drew a face on a balloon and squeezed the bottom

Klopp 10 minutes into the welcome party at the new monkey:

A de-aged De Niro nods approvingly, hacks up a load of phlegm and then goes for a stop/start piss whilst complaining about his "mulla fuckin' prostate"

I love the fact that he's quite clearly holding a walking stick in his right hand and they've removed it with CGI. No way that's a natural hand position

3-0 longstaff to finally win a pen from diving and then fall over his feet, bouncing mush first on the ball rocketing it into the roof of the net. The ref is so impressed he sends their keeper off and awards us two free extra goals giving lobby a hattrick.

Aye it was going great up until that moment. Even though he was meant to be in his 20s and looked like a 50 year old, that was forgivable up until the ‘fight’ scene. After that the film was too long by however many hours remained (which was several)

Right I’m off to watch archer since I jinx every shootout. You can all thank me later.

Protecting a 17 yo from a penalty shootout. Would be a lot of weight on the kids shoulders.

Anderson definitely hasn’t been at the gym with his back he looks like he’s lost all the muscle he built up over the summer.

I’m checking out of this now. I’m blaming it on an early start at work but really I just can’t hack a penalty shootout.

Cunt was desperate to slag Gordon for his corner and made to luck a prick when Gordon sprinted the pitch to stop a counter.