Dazzler

He obviously had nowt incriminating on Hilary from the 2016 election otherwise he'd have already committed suicide by shooting himself twice in the back of the head and stuffing himself into a medium sized suitcase. Shame really.

Nailed on to have one of these bad boys hanging out his window too just to piss the off the Muslims over the road, who are actually Hindu.

If he loses again then there will be further obstruction like in 2020, more weak claims of a rigged election, possibly another riot. Then he will be indicted again because he's too fucking stupid combined with his arrogance to learn lessons. However, I fear he walks it if he's up against Biden. He'll cosy up to Putin (again), fuck NATO over and potentially cause the next global conflict (all the while claiming he was the first American President to not go to war - despite his best efforts). As things stand I think this big orange nonce is the biggest threat to the planet.

Aye, that's what I thought. the 6 points is for their FFP breach but they have also breached PSR iirc

I don't think I have ever been so angry at a game of footy that I hoyed a battle of Hastings reference in there just to prove how angry I was.

No

How can they tell?

Fuck the pollution, is everyone just going to ignore that absolute quality bit of punnery in the name of what I assume is an omelette shop?

There is a lot of talk on here too, all from one person - who happens to love a very similar player who was equally as frustrating.

Age of Liverpool's starting 11 GK - 25 RB - 20 CB - 24 CB - 32 LB - 29 CM - 25 CM - 31 CM - 21 RW - 20 CF - 24 LW - 27 Average age 25 (not fucking kids at all), their subs brought that down by a whole year to 24. GK - 24 RB - 20 CB - 25 CB - 21 LB - 27 CM - 22 CM - 23 RW - 21 CAM - 24 LW - 29 CF - 22 Average age of Chelsea's starting 11 was 23 - even with their subs it was still 23. This media wankfest is a piss take - they had 6 players starting that were 25 or over compared to Chelsea's 3. Two players in their 30's compared to Chelsea's zero.

He was mint at Porto and Inter tbf. Real Madrid and Chelsea he pretty much bought the success.

I watched this like, but completely put it down to homophobia rather than ineptitude. Had that first death been a young lass the bloke would have been charged with murder the minute he changed his story. The fact that the old wife found two bodies in the exact same spot weeks apart and the coppers treat both as not suspicious was mental.

My kids are still on fortnite, thankfully. My eldest is 12 and I definitely wouldn't let him play GTA for a few years yet (even though I had played the first 2 or 3 by his age).

Smeagol, is that you?

At least let him get us a UECL trophy the year after, he's a specialist in winning that too

Only because he lost his train of thought and started waffling on about a bunch of mental conspiracy theories Hand on heart I hope to never see Mourinho darken our doors, the bloke is a football cancer these days. His football is shite and throws his players under the bus at any given opportunity. Once upon a time he was the best manager in the world but now he's nothing more than a Portuguese Cabbage Heed or Pardew with a sexier accent. Only thick cunts cry for him because of his connection to SBR, and even then those same thick cunts can't recollect that they were the same thick cunts that determined SBR wasn't good enough (which was fucking bat shit) and began to hound him out. All of that being said expect me to be the first to talk about him being a born winner, his banter-generating pressers, how he's right and player X needs to step up and how his football 'isn't that bad when you think about it' if he ever were to be appointed manager

I would tell people to stop pointing this out in case they cotton on to it and try damage limitations to close the gap come the GE. However, I think this current lot of Tories are so thick they would manage to find a way to drown in the desert, so it's probably not a great risk of them catching themselves on any time soon.

Thank fuck she shot him in the head avoiding all of his vital organs.

1-0 to the toon with Dummett and Krafth getting a brace each.

Only managed to catch the first half and that was comfortably the worst we've played under Howe since Leicester made mugs of us a few months into his tenure IMO. I have never been more thankful to receive a list of chores to do in my life.

I may be an accountant but I never once claimed to be a good one

Because it generates better content to let thick cunts like Ratcliffe prattle on. They give him just enough rope to hang himself. Challenging him would have given him a chance to backtrack. It's much funnier the way it played out.

"Send him a picture of the bridges marra. The mags do it all the time." "Aah dinnit think a picture of a 'shopping centre' will dee the trick, yi na"