Dazzler

Fun fact. Tony Sirico who played Paulie Walnuts is as old now as he was two years ago.

Either that or he's piled the biff on and is wearing a wonderbra.

I think because we've relied so heavily on Trips and Schar that we're struggling to get out of that way of thinking. I get it with Hall as he can actually pick a pass, but Livramento can't. Kelly might be able to but certainly doesn't look it and Schar is great when it comes off and suicidal when it doesn't - thankfully it does come off a lot of the time. I think Bruno is hit and miss in terms of actual creativity too as he has a tendency to dither on the ball looking to be fouled rather than looking to launch an attack.

Certainly feels like chances being presented to our players (and 90% of the time them shitting the bed) more than it feels like chances are being created. Even the balls that landed in the box last night were mostly because of fortunate deflections after a shit cross. When it clicks (or we tweak the set up slightly) we still look great, but when it doesn't (which is more often than not) it's fucking dreadful IMO.

If they keep flirting with the automatic places then their manager will be leaving them for relegation fodder in the premier league once the managerial merry go round kicks into full gear. They'll get to live vicariously through him next until he's managing Southampton against them next season whilst they complain about Heckinbottom.

If the club extends his contract again then I'm fucking protesting outside a sports direct, because that's just what we do.

Thank god they're all mongs on twitter so it'll be getting thrown in the bin or mistaken for a crayon and thrown up someone's bum.

Sort of falls apart midway through the sentence

Eddie’s ‘relieve pressure on an under-fire manager’ mags to deliver again, I’m afraid.

That’s a Dan Burn joke as told by Dan Burn iirc

He’s 6’3 according to google tbf, what do you define as tall

Schar with a suicide pass to take the heat off Kelly. What a man.

Shambolic defending. Utter shit.

Definitely looks off on that second angle

Just for his used blobs. I’m not a pervert.

Schar’s poop trash is criminal

Wilson finally does.

He has money and a global social media platform (two things trump definitely doesn’t have) so he’s a useful tool for trump even if he’s ill equipped for any real position. The fact he’s such a snivelling, unfunny, desperately uncool and quite frankly - thick cunt - is just something the maga lot have to tolerate. if Tesla went under tomorrow or one of his daft rockets crashed into a small town they’d be calling him all sorts within 24 hours and musk would suddenly grow a conscious.

“I’m not just maga, I’m columbine massacre maga”

They’ve always had a soft spot for West Ham because Alf Garnett shared their opinion on brown people. Also they love saying Lopetegewey

"York was aaalwayahs County Dehrum back when it was called Eoforwīc. That's bascialley sun'lin when yeh think about it. Aah heyeh King Alfred hated the mags anaal."