Dazzler

Fucking hell. What a tonal shift

People from Sunderland are said to be outraged that Newcastle council would approve Newcastle United’s proposal about the park situated in Newcastle. Guarantee that it’s been signed by at least 25,000 mackems

It’s like Alzheimer’s this place. Every day I have to be reminded that my heroes have died and relive the grief.

HMHM has quit jobs for less. Just saying. Scab cunt.

mutants have been conceived to the sounds of the impact.

Michael Bridges

Na Southgate used to turn teams like Andorra over in qualifiers and shit the bed at the tournament. Tonight was way worse.

It also doesn't have random words in block capitals that emphasise the wrong bit of his ramblings that he's aiming for.

It's the seemingly small things like this that will slowly desensitise the masses so when the small things became medium thing and eventually big things nobody will pay it any attention. Sadly, we've seen it play out before and it never ends well.

You've opened your third eye - you have to cut out fluoride for that so I can only assume you have teeth like a smashed fence, but at least you'll be able to ride the cosmos.

You were. I remember the headline: "Lying bastard speaking in broken Spanish tries to convince vulnerable big issue seller that he was a footballer." It was a fun read tbf.

tbf even TBD could get a ticket for the sela cup I managed to get one for the second game about an hour before kick off and had my pick of the seats.

It’s a basketball in fancy clothes.

Bruno Fernandes knocks back Saudi .. That's the solution to their PSR question up in smoke.

Mad dog is too busy rifling everyone's wives he doesn't have time to write: 'Trip takes it' on a post it note anymore.

He is basing his entire premise on one man saying one thing and conflating it across the entire fan base. He's the fucking poster boy for delusion, the mad cunt. I don't say that every mackem shits in on the floor of the stands at their ground, do I? Mainly, because they never fill their ground, but still...

Bit harsh. I was only giving my opinion.

Mboomo is a fat cunt anyway. Never wanted him.

They already had Nic Cage playing you in a film about this 20 years ago tbh so hopefully you’ve suffered enough already. It was either called knowing or next and I’m sure both films were more or less the same and equally terrible

Can you definitively tell us what happened to Tranquillo Barnetta? I’m tired of not knowing.

Anything Ashington related comes up and I’m sharing this:

And his chod in a hoover or was that someone else?

Unless you’re standing up to wipe it off your chest, you weird, childlike, deviant cunt. I’m screenshotting this in case it disappears like the rest of my grade A patter of the last five days.