Dazzler

Cootes is a shit referee but a cracking judge of character tbf.

I recently read the house that horror built. It’s shite.

His wife is called ginger lucky. I wonder where she stripped before she found Jesus and became a beard for a kiddy fiddler.

Aye, it's fucking mental. Bloke at work has entered 5 times so far and got in 3 times, he can't work out why he's in and I'm not but I am guessing it's because he's only going for the one seat so can get in any of the odd seats left over and I'm after two together every time.

On the first day of christmas, my true love gave to me..short. back and siiiiiiiiides.

This is going to be their equivalent of the "common sense committee" or whatever the fuck it was called isn't it? At the very least it's going to be as shit and stupid as it appears it will be from the outside looking in.

Successful in the ballot for the Brentford match - first one of the season (and probably only one) - fucking suck it, you yank bandwaggon jumping twats - better luck next time.

Just noticed "two wonderful Americans" as if Musk isn't South African .. Mad to think the president that wants to end immigration would employ an immigrant to such a powerful position.

"Get off the metro.....NOW!"

She was there during his victory speech but she couldn't have positioned herself any further away from him - I get the impression she's not going to be directly involved this time around because of all the shit it caused last time....also because he's a rapist and wants to nest her.

Aye, on gossy high street, the posh cunt. He'd have won more hearts if he rocked up for bait at the high main on shields road. We'd have sussed his addiction sooner too, because there's about 30 bookies on that road.

I don't think any competent and respected business people want anything to do with him this time around. Anyone with an ounce of sense remembers what happened last time he was in charge. Anyone with a shred of integrity who dared point out when something was wrong was immediately fired and publicly attacked repeatedly and then replaced with a fucking idiot. He's only got the idiots left - and a bunch of cunts with nefarious ends that he's too thick to spot and/or too compromised to do anything about. However, I don't think he cares so long as his rap sheet goes away. The project 2025 nutters will be hoping he'll die early on so they can put their patsy in the seat.

Moonpig has gone dark as fuck by the sounds of things.

All the Avon selling das will be rejoicing to get someone “woke” off the telly. They’ll be raging when Joey Barton doesn’t get the gig.

It’s not abuse if you enjoy it. Respect.

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When Rosie O’Donnell plays Betty she’s something that rhymes with bike

I was 7 when this came out and Halle Berry in this film was responsible for my first hard on and I did not know what it was, got scared and subsequently asked my mam about it in a packed cinema

PGMOL investigating a video where a referee says the truth about Liverpool and Klopp. Hopefully, a promotion is on the cards for this brave soldier.

I'm in the ballot for both games for me and the bairn. I look forward to the club taking both fists and going to town on my ball bag and pride - It'll make me so happy to lose out to a PR stunt from the US and to watch his travel vlog from JFK to SJP via ponteland airport while he butchers the players names and the classic chants. Thank you Newcastle United.

Shame he struggled at the start of the season with injuries, you have to think he’d be in or around the England squad otherwise.

Thoughts and prayers going out to the family of the wall at this difficult time.

I learned about it in history, like. We had to do it for part of our GCSEs. Though it was the full history of Ireland but it covered the British army occupation of Ireland and Bloody Sunday too. They made us watch the film with James Nesbitt as part of it, which was fucking brutal.