Dazzler

Take it to the relevant thread, grandpa.

I found this really helpful.

Aye, exactly. During the halcyon days of Dan Ashworth. Back when people had transfers to talk about in the transfer thread. It's depressing reading posts from pensioners talking about the music of their youth tbh.

The picture was clearly taken the moment after he was informed

Tell you what like that slap head cunt Mitchell has a lot to answer for. Look at what he's done to this place.

Trump trying the patented: "I swear to fucking Christ if you two little cunts don't knock it off I'll turn the car around and you won't get to go to Disneyland." If it doesn't work with children then it's never going to work with two maniacs.

"Yewneyk"

In the least shocking turn of events of this year so far the ceasefire is over before it began. Iran have launched another missile (according to Israel) and now Israel are calling for powerful retaliation. The world's greatest peacekeeper failing to keep the peace. Again.

Then he sees geordie shore and joins Chelsea instead.

Elswick / Rye Hill I saw things in cruddas park shops that Iraqis and Iranians wouldn’t wish on any American tbh.

Sogno? It’s Scalvini’s dream to play for the toon? Send him some pictures of bridges asap. Wa massive.

FYP

He can have Wilson’s cot.

I wonder when my draft letter will be showing up. I also wonder how easy it is to fake a disability to get out of it.

Also...compleytley unrelayahted. Is tha a Brighthouse for premeyeh leygue footballers? Weh bought weh pink seyts for 50p a weyk over 650 months. Ah was howahpin' there'd bey summin' simileh for playehs.

The paper he wrote that Isak was a poor signing on: My book of what a proper legend I am: Mine's empty.

Was he even in post then? Thought that was Lambreezy.

Raoul Moat is celestial. He crashed down millions of years ago and dwelled in the sewers of Rothbury promising the local constabulary that they could all float too.

If this directly attributable to the Trump then I simply cannot hack the audacity his boot lickers have to criticise Biden for his inability to speak. Even if Biden had come out with this shit his team would have heavily edited it to make it make sense.

Teas, coffees, emptied the dishwasher, put the bins out (both the rubbish and the ice bath ones). What a man.

My favourite part about them is when the one reasonable poster (out of the thousands of chin dribblers) in each thread points out the irony in calling us obsessed while crying over footy tops on the internet. The pile on is almost always spectacular. A bunch of dings on the internet bullying a grown mackem man by calling him a secret mag. They don't have enough mag top threads IMO.

According to the rumour mill the mackems are willing to pay £30m for Joe Gomez. This is the exact kind of signing I want them to make. That's the Sunderland model they keep rabbiting on about. The model of signing Jack Rodwell, calling your manager a prick on Netflix and ending up in league one.

I've left out the bit where Keyth sparks all four of them out. Because it's a given.