Dazzler

I don't need to pay, thank you very much. Husky children throw themselves at me. Well, I say throw, they waddle over and then roll about the floor a bit. Handy for getting dog shit off a shoe tbh.

Make Celebrating Our Victories Great Again! MCOVGA! Get the hats knocked up.

Ah so three weeks, then - that's fine, I can handle that.

Which season?

What are the names of these harlots? I want to be sure I don't stumble upon them by accident whilst searching for bible verses later.

I'm both, thank you very much - I shop in the husky child section.

Your dedication to this shithousing is nothing short of magnificent.

"My da sells more avon than your da, la"

Graphs probably. Who brings a fucking flip chart to the sesh?

This was ripping into ICE from trumps first term I think. Absolutely mental that years later it’s still as on the button and the country learned nothing

Look like a great stand for putting phones and recording up skirts which is perfect for the absolute nonces that wear balenciaga.

Aye, but it’s a big fuck off number for most of you lot. I feel like the orderly from happy Gilmore most days.

But… but… they played the men’s game….so…..better….much…..pens….Fred West.

Who the fuck is asking that question anyway? It makes no sense

Same

That means treating someone as if they are less important.

Trump argues with reporter over MS-13 tattoo photoshop claims: ‘You’re not being very nice’ .. Not only did the yanks vote for this, half of the cunts still love him. The place just needs flattened into a massive shared car park for Canada and Mexico at this point.

Their version of this will be boring as fuck:

I am shocked to my core to hear about a BMW driver not checking their mirrors. It's completely unheard of.

The Irish being investigated by counter terrorism? Is it September 10th 2001? Did my Time Machine work?

2-0 us. That young Miggy replacement we loaned to Feyenoord last year to bag the winner.

I can tread water in mine. It’s normal sized.