Dazzler

Fuck me, that was quicker than I expected

Who the fuck are they talking to? And where? How frequently? Do I need to bring my car keys?

I can't wait for the Minteh dribblers to start tbh. He got an assist and a brain injury at the weekend and you'd think he'd buried the hat trick that relegated us and his cock in the collective mas of everyone crying about his assist on socials.

He does have two working legs though. Just saying....

That's very apparent tbh

This could be the owners Keegan moment. They've brought in a new DOF and are fannying on with cheap signings and "couldn't get them over the line" 'purples'. Howe to walk, sue the club and then slag off lasses football nailed on. I wonder who we'll bring in to replace him now that Joe Kinnear is dead.

He absolutely does overtake Schar as first choice RCB - Schar is at most three head traumas away from doing a Chris Benoit.

Ashby has a squad number tbf, so I expect he’s there in case we sell Trips.

If that were true you’d know it was nothing to be bragging about

Barca triggered a release clause and he went because he was out of favour following an injury - according Wikipedia anyways.

Not underage, no. But very much recovering from leukaemia and doing a belter Charles Xavier impression complete with wheelchair.

I hope he enjoys not tearing up a league made up of bin men and farmers in a season or two then.

They hadn't met 42 years ago

Both of those players were not at top clubs, weren’t getting paid top wages, and were young enough to improve. It absolutely would not have ruled them out in the slightest

I wasn’t born.

It's also telling that the most obvious destination for him was North London and Spurs have signed Solanke instead, and Arsenal would rather persevere with Havertz despite it not working. Toney is a prick who's goal return is padded with pens anyway. Poundland Olly Watkins with a shit cunt attitude.

Welcome to Miller and Carter sir, I know you’ve ordered the t bone but all we have is a 70p maccy hamburger. Enjoy.

Ashby is a strange one. It means we have 4 recognised RBs in the squad (even though Krafth is more a CB these days). Could that along with zero minutes yesterday suggest Trips is offski?

He’s played a blinder by pricing out the only club in the market, needlessly unsettling him by moving goal posts and ensuring he refuses every contract they offer him until he leaves on a free. Aye absolutely belting that Clinton mate.

Tbf we then went on to struggle against billy butcher and the boys before Schar’s brain injuries got the better of him and we had to dug out the shit by their goalie and the fact their players are shit in front of goal. On the basis of today they are probably right

Could do with guehi like for a game or 3 now.

I mean without the Russia/Ukraine comparison it’s fairly accurate IMO. But likening football rivalries to an actual war is batshit mental. Outside of football banter I’ve never really seen the difference between the two of us. Both from cities that have been neglected by multiple governments. Both built on industry that was destroyed. Outside of the region the only thing that differentiates us is the fact that we wear our full footy strips, including shinnies and goalie gloves to business lunches (apparently). Some of the best lads I’ve worked with have been mackems or Sunderland supporting sand dancers (the worst kind, marra). I do think the feral nature of it is more on their side, but then I’m biased so could be absolutely wrong. In conclusion, on match days I hope they have their hearts ripped out but beyond that I couldn’t give a fuck.

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