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How sleazy does Sarkozy look in that picture? TWO MEN CHECK OUT HOT 17-YEAR-OLD'S ARSE is hardly national news though. The (fucking) Post called it "channeling his inner Bill Clinton" -

That's class

Rumbled within a post. Try harder you mackem dimwit. You didn't really think you had a chance with that shit line did you?

Ohhhh, the TIE ones were pure class, hope they're bringing those back, DOS or not.

Worst piece of shit rag on earth and I hate it with fiery passion. They're famous for throwing this editorialized nonsense into their "news stories." I'm sure Ms. Stasi or whatever the fuck her name is will be getting hundreds of e-mails telling her what a free thinker she is and what an awful monster Jacko was and thank God he's dead and burning in hell or some such. They love to take the moral high ground, the Post do, which is ironic considering they represent the lowest of society. But people always want to feel like they're better than someone else, especially celebrities.

Sounds like the Malay press know more than we do, but how much of this is just them taking what the British papers have put out and running with it?

Says it all really. Get fucked Mickey.

Looks like goatse.... (if you're going to google it, make sure you don't have any stray parents/small children in the room)..... Do not google it if you love your life.

Doesn't say owt about this Krishnan bloke who's supposed to be the one interested though, or am I missing something?

Kevin has full control over transfers. I am committed to taking the club forward.

He wasn't nearly as gash as I expected him to be and would've been a good budget option for life in the Championship. Didn't give a shit about the club but who could blame him really?

We can ban this clown now, I suppose. Found out pretty quick.

Was never impressed in the least by him but he was never given a chance, was he? Now we'll never know. Thanks Mike for this too.

Pretty shit troll. The quality of WUMs really has gone down lately.

He can't do worse than Ashley. Welcome back, I guess.

We in the Heed now, dawg. Yo.

He'd be better off going to Greece for any number of reasons than pissing around in a relegation battle for Hull or Stoke. Let's face it, his England career is over either way, so he should take the increased wages and CL football, plus in an inferior league he'll look better. Not like I care where the little bastard goes, by the way, just saying.

It all came crashing down there, didn't it. Better team surely won though.

He was always in it for the payoff. Can't really fault him as he wasn't as shit as some of our other signings and accomplished more but he'll want to be off and I won't be shedding any tears.

It's really not that bad. I'd have liked it if the stripes were just plain white rather than that creamy shit they have going there, but it's not the embarrassment it's being made out to be by any means.

How many "pivotal dates" have we been fed over the past season? 3pm press conference? The only thing tomorrow will be remembered for is the day when Michael Owen finally pisses off.

To be honest, Keegan is probably the best manager we could get at the moment. And would I object to him coming back? I'd welcome him with open arms. But do I want him to come back? It's nice to dream about, but in the cold light of day we need a fresh start. If he was announced tomorrow (as long as we're doing hypotheticals, let's say Ashley and crew dropped off the face of the earth too) I'd be ecstatic. But being realistic, I think his time here is over. Cut cruelly short before it was meant to be, but over nonetheless. So no, I wouldn't object, but no, I'm not going to be starting up www.keeganforthetoon.com anytime soon.

Some of Shearer's Fab Five, the first one is extra nice.

Just looking at that Charlton monstrosity is making my head hurt. How long did that thing last?

Made up I reckon. Some lazy journo saw their pictures in the new away kit, figured they'd been chosen because they were likely to stay, and so made up a story about those players being restive.