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Bye you dopey mackem.

Fine him until he's making no money at all and sell him to the first bidder. His career here is obviously over. I'll enunciate much more clearly than JFK: FUCK OFF CHARLES N'ZOGBIA!

I'd have him. Is this really the start of signing decent players and looking like we know we're in a relegation scrap and trying to avoid the drop? If so, why did we wait until 4 days before the window closes?

I'll take this. At least they have the sense to know we need a midfielder badly. More signings please, don't just think this will pacify us on its own.

Shockingly awful refereeing yesterday. I know I say this nearly every game, but the ref was terrible for both sides although Robinho being such a diving cheating scum made his job a little harder. It's polite to say Duff was "unselfish" trying to pass across the face of goal there on his chance but to be honest it's just another example of the lack of confidence in our side. The goal was gaping before him and all he had to do was pick a spot. Where on earth was Lovenkrands playing yesterday? When we got him we were told he could be a winger or a striker, but he seemed to replace Barton in midfield? Thanks, Kinnear. Jonas was awful as well yesterday although that can be attributed to lack of fitness. We need a big result against the filth. Must-win game if there ever was one.

No other way but a pounding for me although I also think we'll remain relatively unscathed in the first half. That odious scum Bellamy will certainly score.

Even if we did sell Jonas to Chelsea we'd still have to pay for him? Can't see Chelsea wanting him anyway.

Mine: Why did you force Keegan out of our club? Who on earth are you? What makes you qualified to run our club? Why do you fail to realise that we are in a relegation battle and need investment to get out of it? Why do you fail to communicate with us, and when you do, why do you give us only lies (Keegan will be backed in transfer markets; I'm taking the club off the market; etc.) Why has there been no significant investment (net spending) on the first team? Why have you waited until after the window shuts to have this meeting? Are you afraid? Why is our club run from London? Why do you seem so dead-set on destroying our club? What can we do to get rid of you?

Terrible article, barely deserving of the name. What else could be expected from the bleacher report though?

I'd welcome him with open arms for 4.5 million. Nevertheless I think this is 100% speculation.

Barton's terrible for this club and those saying they'd make him captain desperately want their heads examined. He's got "passion", sure, passion of the Alan Smith kind. I'd drive him myself, but he won't be replaced, so I guess we're stuck with the filth.

Nah, because he'd been subbed like Class article apart from that.

I agree Adams won't see out the season. Pompey will end up back where they started and not too soon either - that debacle over the frozen pitch at their crumbling shithole further proves they're not worthy of being a Premier League club.

Anyone else notice "Spain international Jose Enrique" in that article? Non-starter story by the way.

Draw's just been made, Hull will face Sheffield United. A limited PL side, a League One side and a Championship side - just the kind of cup luck we've been missing for years. But of course we threw it away.

Nobody should ever look the other way at the awful mismanagement perpetrated by FFS while he was here. But for all his faults, he was a fan, he did care about the club doing well, he was never afraid to confront criticism, and he wasn't a freeloader trying to strip as much as he could from our club like one of his charv sportswear stores.

I'd be surprised if they sign a midfielder, full stop. I'd almost welcome Barry Ferguson at the rate we're going here.

Hardly dying of excitement here, he'll likely bust a knee in his first training session and end up on the long-term injury list with a short-term contract.

Piss off you dozy bitch, you don't even know who you're addressing the article to. "That man needed very careful handling" what a load of bollocks! What he really needed was no handling at all. There's a load of insulting crap in there that I could spent time dismantling but why bother. If that's the kind of "support" we'll be getting in print then God help us.

I'd give them Shay for Michael Johnson and Micah Richards/Onuoha. I wouldn't like it but I'd do it.

Go to hell Ashley. Bullard going for just 5 million to Hull City is criminal. There's really no way back for that fat wanker.

On a City-related note, we'll now have the pleasure of watching Craig Bellamy outpace Colloccini once more next game. They should buy Roberts too so he can play against us again. Pile it on

Do you even have any idea what's happening at the club? We won't bid even 5 million on Bullard, Kinnear is lying through his teeth about this 10 million bid for M'bia, but you want to spend more money on a superior player? Where will this money magically appear from? And are you providing the choloroform, body bag, and private plane it would take to get Moutinho to SJP, or is Fat Mike charging the club for that too? It is called satire. Mong. "Satire"? Even if you weren't serious - you were - it'd be irony. Semi-evolved tbh.

Do you even have any idea what's happening at the club? We won't bid even 5 million on Bullard, Kinnear is lying through his teeth about this 10 million bid for M'bia, but you want to spend more money on a superior player? Where will this money magically appear from? And are you providing the choloroform, body bag, and private plane it would take to get Moutinho to SJP, or is Fat Mike charging the club for that too?

Less goddamn Spurs links at our club please.