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Seriously. I don't know the full story, but you can just see the dozy cock setting sail for home in it. "Taxi? Fuck the taxi. I'm going by pedalo."

I agree. Not life changing in the slightest. Very handy when you're going somewhere new and don't want to fuck about with maps, but that's about the size of it.

Craig you are so full of shit on this issue tbh. OMG SAT NAV RUINED MY A ROAD!!111 They're an easy alternative to reading a map, nothing more. If people find an alternative route to a particular destination, so what? What are you doing on these A-Roads to see all this traffic anyway? Surely you're not causing congestion the same as the dreaded sat-nav users. Or are you seriously citing the view from your office window as evidence that sat navs are a menace to society?

Flintoff dropped for today's game. Apparently was out pissed with Anderson and a few of the others after the defeat to NZ and had to be rescued from a pedalo or something. What was all that after the Ashes about never hearing of the cricket lads misbehaving themselves the way footballers do?

Not really if it would still leave him on £2.5m a year. It's a hefty paycut, yeah, but Champions League football, and an end to what has been a nightmare time? I'd take it tbh.

Just been round my mate's house. Am home and going to bed. Fucking knackered.

There is nothing worse than someone who slavishly uses SatNav when they either know the right way to go, or their passenger (i.e. ME) knows exactly where they are. If I didn't know better I'd think they were just doing it to amuse themselves at my pissedoffness. Eh Scott? Tell me he hasn't wasted his money on one? don't think they're a waste of money at all. I think that a lot of people who buy them don't use them properly and in doing so, piss off the rest of the people on the road... Personally I think they're an invention for people who either have no sense of direction or can't read a map. And the procurement of one is an indication that you think you're in that category. Is a calculator only used by someone incapable of basic mathematics? No, they just make things easier. Why piss about with a map when I can type an address into a sat nav and just follow instructions on the go? The net result is the same with zero hassle for me.

Nice to see Citeh winning today. First cos it was against Boro, and second, cos they don't now play us having not won in forever. Cos we all know what that usually means.

There is nothing worse than someone who slavishly uses SatNav when they either know the right way to go, or their passenger (i.e. ME) knows exactly where they are. If I didn't know better I'd think they were just doing it to amuse themselves at my pissedoffness. Eh Scott? I've told you, when you pass your test, then you can give me directions. *waits for EXPLOSION*

He actually posts on that board as both Leazes Mag AND NE5. http://z3.invisionfree.com/NUFCforum/index...?showtopic=2468

On the contrary, I think we overestimated it. Which is why we didn't bother attacking you until we were 2-0 down.

Done.

That picture still makes me laugh every time like.

"I've missed a few of these euro games through not being able to get up to Newcastle." Leazes = Southerner. FACT!

It's foolish not to give Keane credit where it's due though. He came in with an effective 12 point handicap and might win automatic promotion. Rumours are they'll have a lot to spend if they are promoted, and Keane will be able to attract players, unlike Roeder. I think he's doing an excellent job, but I'm not too concerned about them immediately bursting onto the Premiership scene. Not at the minute anyway. We'll see.

I hope they don't get up after the volley of texts I got from my sister's mackem twat boyfriend. As for them coming up and beating us - they're still scraping home draws against the likes of Stoke at home. They're still a long way from being a premiership outfit.

What a twat he is. That's him not using injuries as an excuse again btw, in case you didn't notice.

and how many times have you seen NUFC play, from Northern Ireland, you stupid twat I am pleased for you that you think being knocked out of a european competition is far more a disgrace than the 86 clubs who didn't even qualify .... What an arsehole. Never mind. Your bum chums will no doubt defend you tomorrow, as they are as stupid as you..... You fucking tit. Is SLP from North Shields, Northern Ireland then? There you go again, wittering about 86 other clubs. "86 other clubs in the league would fucking LOVE to get the chance to bend over and part their cheeks for Louis Van Gaal. Just think yourself lucky we were even in a position to do that!" That's the extent of your ambition for this club.

"Mmmm. Me kick ball good. Me kick ball long." Thick as fucking pigs cack, that lad. But as I've said countless times, someone should be taking him to one side and telling him off for it. He's either being encouraged to do it, or he's not being discouraged from doing it. Either way it's the fault of the coaches that it's not getting put right.

Sad watching Keegan in the interview at the end like. Especially when you know what went on when he came back as manager and that. Even more so when you look at the cockmuncher we've got in charge at the minute.

Aye, I'm off to bed an'all.

It's us v Brighton. Keegan, Beardsley, Waddle, Roeder ( ).

Get in Chrissy Waddle.

Did you used to be Big Ted? Or is that someone else?