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Palace away for Forest next. That's not an easy one either. I really would rather these made it in than Chelsea but we can't really afford to be choosy when it comes to who we'd like to see drop points.

Great lads Brentford.

Looking like one of these twats is getting CL for finishing 15th and 17th or something. Dickheads. The important action tonight is Forest v Brentford though.

Good lads Brentford. Broccoli Head hits the deck.

Soccer Saturday Studio! The new Paul Merson.

There might be a second yellow for someone in this game if they're not careful. Could be Anderson.

Denial EVERYWHERE. The facts are out lads. You far right wing lads need to just pipe down. Re Olise btw, there was a vague story for 30 seconds that we liked him and no sooner had it been mentioned, he signed for Bayern. Doesn't quite compare with our months long, very public pursuit of Guehi. But I understand that this is a difficult moment for some of you, and you might need to lash out for a bit. I'm just here to make sure you don't hurt yourselves.

Agreed they're in a recession. Apparently CEOs of big US companies say they're already firmly in a recession. I don't see a mechanism for Trump not surviving it tbh. But I'm fucking delighted that he's gonna have to wear it. Obviously the mong squad will believe his lies that it's still Biden's economy for a bit but that won't work for long.

From Hope's latest, we have it in black and white that Eddie and Mitchell are prioritising a CB, and will get a RW with what's left of the budget. @Dr Gloom @Holden McGroin Read it and WEEP, fat boys!

I'D MURDER THAT PUSSAYYYYYY AMIRITE GUYS?! GUYS?!

This is so timely, I've been looking for a new pair of cuntpunters.

Could we please have KCG arrested for being a serial rapist?

THE LESSER SPOTTED HORSESHOE HEADED GREEN MONSTER!

"ah could cut diamonds wi'it, ah tell thee!"

I mean come on. Just more professional standard sourdough from yours truly.

Ahhh that's what we've been saying!

Spurs needed extra time to beat National League Tamworth in the FA Cup. Anything's possible with that clown car.

The lass who lives around the corner from me is outrageous and I've just been out with the dog and there she is on a run in basically her underwear. Tremendous.

Watch the first 5 or so of this to understand how stupid Trump is to believe that this bloke has an MS13 tattoo. As the video lad goes on to say, this is the level of due diligence with which these idiots are sentencing innocent people to life in a foreign gulag, and then just shrugging their shoulders and going so fuck when told they've made a mistake.

Aye no getting around it. I'd love to see Miley get the nod for the last 4 games. He's got a goal in him as well, which always helps.

No surgery or owt but been advised to sit out the rest of the games.

Joelinton out for the rest of the season.

Aye mint story. I do think there was something a bit whiffy about them just stumbling across this lad. Think there might have been some reality TV shenanigans at play. But I don't doubt for a second his background or how horrible a time he's had, so this is mint news either way.

"Duuuuude! That is like, SO not cool."