Gemmill

Yes, I would say "tit monkey" pretty much sums you up.

Nah I think he actually said it. The stuff about O'Neill is priceless though. This is the bloke who in the past has reported that O'Neill had been offered the job now saying that Roeder isn't a last resort behind O'Neill because we've never even approached O'Neill. You can almost hear Shepherd dictating it to him. Freddy: Put something about how we didn't offer O'Neill the job. Oliver: But Freddy you told me we have offered it to O'Neill!? I've reported it. Freddy: Yes and now you're going to say that we haven't, ok? Oliver: Well can I at least start it with "It's my understanding...". Makes me sound important. Freddy: If you want Alan. Stick something in there about Glenn knocking seven bells out of Sam Allardyce as well eh?

Ah, the perils of rehashing a forward that's been doing the rounds since 1998 128366[/snapback] I know, fucking terrible, isn't it? 128369[/snapback] He's trying to pretend he thinks it's crap now.

Aye I'm pretty sure (in an I reckon so sort of way) that Shepherd has spoken to O'Neill and has somehow cocked things up. Whether that was down to O'Neill seeming more interested in the England job or Shepherd laying down the law re Shearer's involvement is anyone's guess, but I think we've spoken to him and somehow managed to frighten him away.

Red rag to a bull for Leazes.

Pretty, yes. Sexy, no. The lass is an annoyingly posh stick insect.

They're both disgusting substances.

By the way, I'd settle for poor dental care ahead of that.

Dunno if they've sold out - it's the smoggy in question that told me. He is still claiming that they sold their FA Cup Semi Final out though....despite the visible empty seats.

It is absolutely pathetic how Shearer-obsessed the club is though. Can you see this sort of thing being allowed to happen with Henry at Arsenal? It's madness and it isn't really til you step back and look at the situation that you realise how daft it's become.

I've got "Anything Else" and "Melinda and Melinda" to watch. Are either of them worth the effort?

He's nails though! I can't see him just being a nancy boy with them like Sven has been. They'll be getting both barrels if they mess with Big Philly Style.

Shepherd is a Geordie Fundamentalist.

Aye I reckon they'll get beat tonight. I'm looking forward to watching their first sell-out of the season cry in the stands as their season falls apart.

Aye, in the sense that I'd have to hand money over to the dirty pig. Cheers alex, don't think I'm gonna bother.

Not really, I'd just rather not be down to a smoggie. Sorry I'm not the Mississippi Gambler like you like.

Aye I think you're right. I'll see what I can get on Betfair in case there's any more profit to be made.

20 quid on a 6/5 will give you 44 quid back including your stake 128274[/snapback] I knaa that man! When I said I was struggling, I didn't mean I couldn't do basic multiplication. It's just the whether it's worth it angle that I'm struggling with.

It's not so much that I can't do the maths, I'm just thinking if I put the bet on (£20 at 6/5) and they lose I'm down £20 I otherwise wouldn't have been. Whereas if they win and I've put £20 on, I'll only break even (well, I'll be £4 up). I can't work out whether it's worth it.

I'm struggling with the maths. Help!

I assumed it was a joke. Is he for real? "I like big bibles and I cannot lie"

Reet, I've got £20 on with a filthy smoggie that they'll get knocked out tonight (double or quits on the tenner I lost to him when they beat Roma ). Anyway, there must be some way of offsetting any potential loss I might make with him by backing Boro to win tonight with the bookies. Can someone please find out what price Boro are to go through tonight cos I can't get on bookies sites from work. Thanking you. Oh and if you could do the maths for me too - i.e. how much I'll need to put on and whether it's worth it, that would be most appreciated.

"Bring it mu'fugger!"

McKeag was never this funny.

She'll have been there in a velour tracksuit, diamond encrusted dollar sign earrings, flinging bottles of whisky going "Uh-uh. No you di'unt. I know you di'unt just say that. Oh it's on now. It's on. *flings bottle*"