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Walcott offside by a pixel according to the bloke drawing lines on a screen for this one.

Still 2-1. Goal disallowed for Southampton.

Brighton blowing it at home against Southampton. 2 nil up, now pegged back to 2-2.

What I always say in a situation like this is no time for shit lime.

John Cordy's YouTube channel is really good for clever ways of using mostly the Stomp and the Pod Go.

Those VAR decisions where it's just someone drawing a line where they fancy are crackers. But that's Leeds fucked. They've been pathetic.

On the showing so far, Leeds are going down with an absolutely pathetic whimper. This looks nowt like the team we played last week who were low on quality but at least high on effort.

No time for shit lime. Renton trying out a new catchphrase.

This feels like a dead rubber. I don't know if it's just how shit Leeds are or the fact it's being played in an athletics stadium.

Aye. Win today and they should be able to beat Spurs. Easier said than done though, when you're absolutely shit.

They do look like they couldn't give a shite. You just don't need to give a shite to score against this tragic Leeds side. Their energy levels are nowt like they were against us last week.

Allardyce. Nipples popping through his shirt about 3 inches above his belly button and two dinner plate sized sweat patches under his arms.

West Ham look like they couldn't give a shite. And who can blame them? They probably all hate Everton too.

"Sorry?!"

Looking like Arne Slot might be the next Spurs manager. Another bald Dutchie. I give him a season to have his reputation wrecked by the Spurs cowards. Half a season if Kane leaves in the summer.

Calvert-Lewin off injured before half time again today. Leeds have got a massive chance to get ahead of Everton today and stay there. West Ham shouldn't really give a fuck this afternoon, with a European final to focus on, and then Leeds have Spurs at home on the last today, who will wilt in the atmosphere at Elland Road. Everton probably couldn't ask for a better home finish than Bournemouth at home on the last day, but if Leeds get ahead of them today they should be able to beat Spurs and stay there. Howay Sam you big fat cunt, put these down.

You need a new obsession, old man.

Forest are safe. So it comes down to Everton, Leicester or Leeds.

According to spongebob.

Is this right? Wowsers.

Because their model probably predicted we drop points vs Brighton. Has anyone got any more questions cos I'm watching a film shortly?

I think it's unlikely that they go to the trouble of building a statistical model and then allow their projections to be based on the alphabet.

They've got two home games, that's all it'll be I think. Their model still giving Chelsea at home more credit than they currently deserve.

You want to talk to CT, he gives Liverpool about a 60% chance.