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Perez to bat the winner in with his cock while kissing the Lesta badge, cabbage heed to complain about the fans after we get beat, Shelvey to start and wear the captain's armband while doing nothing but playing hollywood balls.

You forgot to list the fact the club tried to tap him up and due to their continued stupidity and underhandedness had to pay compensation for a "head coach" that no other premier league club would consider.

Sissoko to bang in the 5th with a deflection off his arse.

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Definitely and an educated guess would be the fact the club no longer owns the training facilities, Ashley has siphoned them off to a separate company and it's another of the many sticking points for any potential buyer. Just a guess.

Pretty much but with more hallucinations.

Let's be honest, Andrew wwouldn't bother with either. Instead he'd end up pairing up with Eno to form the ultimate prog-ambient band, which would eventually lead to nothing other than the pair sitting around drinking their own piss in the search for that perfect sound.

No one will ever be able to pay the cunts price as he doesn't want to sell. It's just a PR lie, like everything else that comes out of the cunts mouth. He's happy to be ripping profits from the club and using it as huge billboard for his shitty sports shop. Only way he'll go is if he goes bankrupt or dies.

Just saw Sam Fender. Good show in a small venue, 200 or so capacity that was sold out and full off 20 something girls and middle aged Geordies. Band was tight and SF has some decent tunes in him, well worth the effort for a Wednesday night.

See here's another flaw in the cunt of an owner's plan, if you want to maximise on a player's potential sale price you make sure they are in a competitive team, with players around them to make them look even better, the top 6 get it and that's why when they sell a player they get over the top prices for them. No use having 9 Colbacks, Messi and a keeper being coached by Mrs Doubtfire because Messi will look like Perez if he's lucky. The cunt that is Ashley just has got a clue.

Just wait until the ginger Pirlo is the third wheel in the centre midfield and Ki is sitting on the bench becuase Geordie Steve doesn't think he's as good as Shelvey and Colback or the cunt of an owner is worried Ki will play enough games to trigger his contract extension..

We'd all need to check the calendar to see if it was April 1.

Finally got a vinyl copy of the best thing to come out of Sunderland, Leatherface's Mush. This turned up in the post as well. And the show I'm working on at the moment is all about early 80s music, so I've been channelling my my inner Gemmil and that cabbie twat but I can't bring myself to Ah-Ha or Yaz so it's this instead.

Chopra is just saying what everyone knows but there is now no excuse for the media to keep pushing Ashley's lie that he wants to sell the club. Everything should be done by NUFC supporters to hound the lying cunt out of the club now.

Saw The The last year and was quite disappionted. Especially seeing the last time I saw them in 1989 they were amazing. For a man who has been releasing material since 1980ish, Matt Johnson obviously ran out of ideas after Mind Bomb ('89) but that means live you have to endure the other 30 years of crap he's released. For those that like Broadcast and Stereolab, the new Vanishing Twin album sounds good.

"And by the way all your shirt sales go through me, I still own the training grounds, we can work out a reasonable lease arrangement and you have to keep my SD signage up for the next 10 years" "Oh and btw it's £470m I need the debt paid back in full immediately.

I read something similar, he doesn't want to sell but constantly telling the media the club is for sale means that eventually a want to be buyer will turn up - it's just a matter of him doing his best to fuck them off enough to give up and go buy another club.

Sorry but I have to disagree with pretty much everything you've said. Charnley is nothing but a puppet, the fuckwit you put in the storefront so you, the dodgy owner don't have to deal with the customer at the front counter. Ashley makes all the decisions probably down to even the type of tea and toilet paper he allows Penfold to buy. Ashley knows exactly what he wants from the club, he's asset stripping everything from it that he can and what he cannot sell/separate off, St James he's using it as a big billboard for his shitty sports store - that gets beamed around the world every second week for 9 months a year. He knows exactly what he's doing with PR and his "media mates." It's all about spin, I have no doubt he even knew of the "unknown debt" when he bought the club and has since hung it over everyone's head ever since. Fuck he tried almost the exact same thing at Rangers, the only difference was he wasn't ever able to wrestle 100% control of the club away from the fans and board members. He's not interested in growth for NUFC, it's all about status quo and as you would know when things are shaky he chucks what he thinks is just enough money at the club to survive. Rayvin, you may think the rich, self made men you know are incompetent but I'd hazard a guess they're not as incompetent as you think, FFS Donald Trump is president of the biggest capitalist country in the world, again another twat, seemingly brainless but shrewd, cunning, deceitful and conniving. And have you seen who is most likely going to be England's next PM.

Nice, shame they don't have a tremolo. I really wish they'd reissue or do a squier Electric XII.

I find it incredible that anyone thinks that a self made billionaire is woefully incompetent. Ashley is many things, most of them have the word cunt either before or after but there is nothing incompetent about what he does. He's a proven liar, cheat and manipulator and everything he does has an end game. There's no takeover because he's done what he always does and moved the goal posts at the 11th hour and there is no Rafa because he knows the cost of everything and the value of nothing.

At least this is also confirmation of what we all knew that the fakeover is fake news because there is no way any buyer wouldn't have contacted Rafa on the quiet to ensure he is still with the club. Just watch the fat cunt tie Monk or the King up to a six year contract. Hope he chokes on his own vomit.

At a guess the selfies of Hope Solo and her loosely packed kebab that were hacked a couple of years ago.

The cunt has no intentions of trying to retain Rafa. Look at his track record, he's a proven liar. Ashley and everything associated with him should be burnt to the ground.