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Who the fuck writes this clueless bollocks? Or is there someone who's job is to translate whatever they can find in the non English press using google language translators? http://icnewcastle.icnetwork.co.uk/newcast...-name_page.html

What's a cock-knocker? or maybe even one for the board's favourite barry

Wednesday's gossip column TRANSFER RUMOURS Striker Robinho is desperate for Real Madrid to let him join Chelsea. (The Sun) Aston Villa have targeted Arsenal's Justin Hoyte, Luke Young of Middlesbrough and Chelsea's Paulo Ferreira to fill their full-back berth. (The Times) Former Manchester United striker Diego Forlan, who has been in Spain since 2004, is the latest target for Tottenham. (Daily Mirror) But Tottenham hopes of signing Dean Ashton have been dashed after West Ham put an £18m price tag on the striker. Spurs were apparently only ready to pay £14m or £15m - depending on which paper you read. (Various) West Ham are the latest club linked with Manchester United striker Louis Saha, but they are delaying any approach after the former Fulham forward aggravated a knee injury. (Daily Mail) However, Saha has expressed an interest in joining Sunderland. (The Independent) Bolton want West Brom full-back Paul Robinson in exchange for central defender Abdoulaye Meite. (The Sun) West Ham have decided to release winger Freddie Ljungberg after just 12 months, a move which will cost them £6m. (Daily Mail) Everton are chasing Newcastle striker Alan Smith, who is likely to cost around £3m. (The Sun, Daily Mirror) Fulham have finally landed Everton's Andy Johnson for a cut-price fee of £8m after manager Roy Hodgson threatened to end the deal because of concerns over the striker's injury record. (The Sun) Everton chairman Bill Kenwright is still hopeful of signing Sporting Lisbon midfielder Joao Moutinho. (The Independent) Liverpool midfielder Yossi Benayoun has been linked with a summer move to Roma, where he will meet up with former Anfield team-mate John Arne Riise. (Daily Telegraph) Bolton are closing in on the signing of Watford defender Danny Shittu for £2m. (Various) Celtic have pulled out of negotiations to sign Auxerre central defender Gabriel Tamas. (Daily Record) Wigan are set to make a £3m bid for Ipswich striker Danny Haynes. (The Sun) Blackburn striker Benni McCarthy is wanted by Galatasaray. (Daily Mail) OTHER GOSSIP Manchester City owner Thaksin Shinawatra has explored the possibility of selling up, putting the long-term future of the club in doubt. (Daily Mail) QPR manager Iain Dowie is on the verge of being sacked after a row with owner Flavio Briatore over the proposed transfer of an unnamed player from the Middle East. (The Times) Outspoken Crystal Palace manager Neil Warnock says Manchester United and Tottenham are hypocrites for complaining that rivals tap up their stars. (Various) AND FINALLY New Chelsea manager Luiz Felipe Scolari has hit out at Jose Mourinho, the man he succeeded at Stamford Bridge. Scolari says Mourinho was not that special and claims his predecessor should not have blamed his players when things went wrong. (Various) Manchester United forward Carlos Tevez says he needs to sharpen up his image off the pitch in order to be a true superstar like team-mate Ronaldo. (The Sun) Story from BBC SPORT: http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/pr/fr/-/sport2/hi...ers/7544432.stm Published: 2008/08/06 06:33:59 GMT © BBC MMVIII stevie, you enjoy that?

I haven't Alex but I will when I get a chance. To be honest I'm not a fan of the Glenlivet but I still have half a litre left, the Aberlour is unopened and I was more interested in the effect than the taste. I've also got to work my way through a bottle of Glenfiddich before I can go Macallan'ning.

Agree with all but Charlie. Yeah but what do you know Parky? I know Collo is signing today. Let's hope he's not the new Cacapa.

Only half a step up from

Agree with all but Charlie. Yeah but what do you know Parky?

Fuck imagine how much more of cunt he'd be if he was actually a knobhead?

Fucking hell Martin, I hope you're using that to either polish your boy's knob or strip the paint off the walls.

In order: Smudger Smith & Sack of shit Shola - maybe someone like Hull or Stoke or Bolton would be interested in a two for the price of one deal? Duffer Duff - seriously his pre-season form is all about finding a new club Crapper Cacapa - reserve at best Geremi - Mourinhio was right Sick note Viduka - Should be fourth choice, not hanging our hopes on him being fit for the starting 11 Bad boy Barton - We souldn't need players with this much matching luggage an more Milner - if we want to progress not so young anymore James isn't the level of player we should have on our books N'Zogbia - again as much as I rate Charles, we shouldn't be hanging our hopes on those that don't perform consistantly Taylor - see N'Zogbia

Nope but you know he's looking for another straight edge soldier to join his army!

fyp.

Today's brought a bit of bad news, actually the world is fucked and life is a cunt, so I'm pouring myself my third Glenlivet this afternoon and I have to say there is nothing like a 10 year old Aberlour. Got a preference?

Not that you want it in your craic but it's spelt cum

If the beast thought London was cold, he's in for a shock in Newcastle.

On the wind-up again? i never was tbh. i know duff's been shite but when you look at the squad it's so short on quality that we can't afford to let him go just on the off chance that he starts playing like he used to again. Depends, if we get Warnock in we'll be replacing a shit player with a good one. Duff'll never regain the form he once had btw. you're probably right but i think he's one that might be worth gambling on in case he does. i'd certainly risk him regaining his old form over keeping the likes of smith and barton, who never had any decent form to speak of in the first place. Eh? Barton was an excellent player for City and showed more form at the end of last season than Duff has in his entire time here. If we're looking to get rid of one of them it should be Duff. Couldn't agree more really. Duff looks totally shot to me. At the very least Barton is still capable of producing some good performances whereas I really don't think Duff is at this level any more. barton's been total rubbish since he joined us imo. i never really rated him at man city either. duff's been total rubbish since he's been with us too but at least he used to be a good player. clutching at straws a bit i know but this transfer window has been pretty bleak so far Barton was a good player at city, without a doubt. He played well at the back end of the season too. Now you're just making things up Alex

Who was the last person you said that about? Dyer wasn't it? If Warnock wants to come then I'm willing to chip in 5 quid to help pay Duff's train fare out of toon. if we get shot of duff our midfield options will be geremi, smith, barton, guthrie, n'zogbia, milner and this new argie bloke. duff's been crap for us but if he was to recapture his chelsea/blackburn form he'd be the first midfielder on the teamsheet every week ahead of that bunch of cloggers. big if like but worth a punt on another season given we don't look like attracting many better midfielders at present But he hasn't found that form, has he and an educated guess is he won't ever again. The club has to get rid of the hangers on'ers and ok Warnock is unlikely to be as good as Duff was at his prime but if he wants to come here and does the job then make it happen. At the moment we need Warren Bartons not Babayaros.

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Who was the last person you said that about? Dyer wasn't it? If Warnock wants to come then I'm willing to chip in 5 quid to help pay Duff's train fare out of toon.

He's tangled up in the web he's weaved?

No one expect spidey, then bang he was a toon player. TBH I think the chicken little impression is pathetic. None of us know what is going on, so crying that the sky is falling won't solve a thing.

Danny if he was DoF, he'd be called DoF, surely you can understand that? It's not as if Prince owns the copyright And allegedly, yes it was all laid at Gus's door. Executive Director in Charge of Football. Its like calling an ice cream a cornetto, it still keeps you cool in summer, but affectively, its just an ice cream. Danny don't take this the wrong way but Fuck off he's not Newcastle's DoF, no matter how YOU want to interpret it. Here don't believe me, read it for yourself: Old news or Fact not fiction

Danny if he was DoF, he'd be called DoF, surely you can understand that? It's not as if Prince owns the copyright And allegedly, yes it was all laid at Gus's door.

Shows how much you know about the game. What, so he didn't move to PL and he took a job for less money did he? Aye, I reckon you're right. No he moved for a directors role at Newcastle. Im sorry but no one can tell me they would leave the hot seat at a massive club at Leeds to be a scout at NUFC no matter what the pay off. There's more to his role than just being a scout though, which is what people are actually telling you. That's ignoring the situation at Leeds which mitigates somewhat against the fact it's such a 'massive club' as you put it. He's also based in London and I would imagine it's a much less stressful job. I'm speculating here of course, but so are you. Exactly he is, he is the director of football, all signings have to go through him. Don't wrote him off until you see what he can do. Danny yet again you keep calling Wise DoF, he's not as others have told you. If you honestly don't wish to be seen as a WUM don't keep trying it on with comments you know aren't true. And why did he leave Leeds? I think you might find one of the major factors now sits on Spurs bench and Wise knew he wasn't up to the job of manager.