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In order: Smudger Smith & Sack of shit Shola - maybe someone like Hull or Stoke or Bolton would be interested in a two for the price of one deal? Duffer Duff - seriously his pre-season form is all about finding a new club Crapper Cacapa - reserve at best Geremi - Mourinhio was right Sick note Viduka - Should be fourth choice, not hanging our hopes on him being fit for the starting 11 Bad boy Barton - We souldn't need players with this much matching luggage an more Milner - if we want to progress not so young anymore James isn't the level of player we should have on our books N'Zogbia - again as much as I rate Charles, we shouldn't be hanging our hopes on those that don't perform consistantly Taylor - see N'Zogbia

Nope but you know he's looking for another straight edge soldier to join his army!

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Today's brought a bit of bad news, actually the world is fucked and life is a cunt, so I'm pouring myself my third Glenlivet this afternoon and I have to say there is nothing like a 10 year old Aberlour. Got a preference?

Not that you want it in your craic but it's spelt cum

If the beast thought London was cold, he's in for a shock in Newcastle.

On the wind-up again? i never was tbh. i know duff's been shite but when you look at the squad it's so short on quality that we can't afford to let him go just on the off chance that he starts playing like he used to again. Depends, if we get Warnock in we'll be replacing a shit player with a good one. Duff'll never regain the form he once had btw. you're probably right but i think he's one that might be worth gambling on in case he does. i'd certainly risk him regaining his old form over keeping the likes of smith and barton, who never had any decent form to speak of in the first place. Eh? Barton was an excellent player for City and showed more form at the end of last season than Duff has in his entire time here. If we're looking to get rid of one of them it should be Duff. Couldn't agree more really. Duff looks totally shot to me. At the very least Barton is still capable of producing some good performances whereas I really don't think Duff is at this level any more. barton's been total rubbish since he joined us imo. i never really rated him at man city either. duff's been total rubbish since he's been with us too but at least he used to be a good player. clutching at straws a bit i know but this transfer window has been pretty bleak so far Barton was a good player at city, without a doubt. He played well at the back end of the season too. Now you're just making things up Alex

Who was the last person you said that about? Dyer wasn't it? If Warnock wants to come then I'm willing to chip in 5 quid to help pay Duff's train fare out of toon. if we get shot of duff our midfield options will be geremi, smith, barton, guthrie, n'zogbia, milner and this new argie bloke. duff's been crap for us but if he was to recapture his chelsea/blackburn form he'd be the first midfielder on the teamsheet every week ahead of that bunch of cloggers. big if like but worth a punt on another season given we don't look like attracting many better midfielders at present But he hasn't found that form, has he and an educated guess is he won't ever again. The club has to get rid of the hangers on'ers and ok Warnock is unlikely to be as good as Duff was at his prime but if he wants to come here and does the job then make it happen. At the moment we need Warren Bartons not Babayaros.

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Who was the last person you said that about? Dyer wasn't it? If Warnock wants to come then I'm willing to chip in 5 quid to help pay Duff's train fare out of toon.

He's tangled up in the web he's weaved?

No one expect spidey, then bang he was a toon player. TBH I think the chicken little impression is pathetic. None of us know what is going on, so crying that the sky is falling won't solve a thing.

Danny if he was DoF, he'd be called DoF, surely you can understand that? It's not as if Prince owns the copyright And allegedly, yes it was all laid at Gus's door. Executive Director in Charge of Football. Its like calling an ice cream a cornetto, it still keeps you cool in summer, but affectively, its just an ice cream. Danny don't take this the wrong way but Fuck off he's not Newcastle's DoF, no matter how YOU want to interpret it. Here don't believe me, read it for yourself: Old news or Fact not fiction

La clunge surely? - you can't get much more feminine than a clunge. I don't know, there's a fair few male fannies on here. Well they're not called flop houses for nothing!

Danny if he was DoF, he'd be called DoF, surely you can understand that? It's not as if Prince owns the copyright And allegedly, yes it was all laid at Gus's door.

Shows how much you know about the game. What, so he didn't move to PL and he took a job for less money did he? Aye, I reckon you're right. No he moved for a directors role at Newcastle. Im sorry but no one can tell me they would leave the hot seat at a massive club at Leeds to be a scout at NUFC no matter what the pay off. There's more to his role than just being a scout though, which is what people are actually telling you. That's ignoring the situation at Leeds which mitigates somewhat against the fact it's such a 'massive club' as you put it. He's also based in London and I would imagine it's a much less stressful job. I'm speculating here of course, but so are you. Exactly he is, he is the director of football, all signings have to go through him. Don't wrote him off until you see what he can do. Danny yet again you keep calling Wise DoF, he's not as others have told you. If you honestly don't wish to be seen as a WUM don't keep trying it on with comments you know aren't true. And why did he leave Leeds? I think you might find one of the major factors now sits on Spurs bench and Wise knew he wasn't up to the job of manager.

What I said about Dan Brown, well this thread's got endless sequels written all over it.

RIP Mrs Martins and condolences Oba and family. I know it sounds selfish but I hope he can get his head right as soon as possible for all our sakes.

Once you get to the third page it's like a Dan Brown novel and you just know it's time to go straight to the end and hope you can find meaning in the end.

And don't forget Real Madrid wanted Bert allegedly

None as big as the boos when Marseille turned you over at Anfield. Liverpool fans are fuckin shit, I think I've mentioned it before though. Not like you to exaggerate is it Ian Paisley/Rab C wannabe? There were boos at the Marseille game but no more than a handful doing it. Booing isn't something we do as a rule, that's why we're fuckin shit fans. To be honest redshadow, if the plastic scouser torres hadn't typed another moment of wit from his pathetic yank mind, none of us would have to put up with stevie's shite ramblings. I know he's far from representitive of fans on this board sammy, even when the Liverpool comments are negative they're usually said in self defence or a smugness that it's happening somewhere else. All fans do that about all clubs, and if you go on another clubs forum you don't expect to read too many good things about your club. I have no problem with that at all. I can understand the hate of Liverpool as a football club from fans of clubs who haven't been as successful, not sure I wouldn't hate them too if I was born somewhere else, but this guys obsessive hate and jealousy goes way beyond all of that, right through from football, to city, to people, even to the point of telling outright lies at times. Liverpool is top of his hate list by a long way but he doesn't like anywhere that has a bit of succress or character. He even discriminates in his own area ffs. The man's a bigotted loser and is guaranteed to provide a reason for the likes of Torres to raise the banter stakes. Redshadow, I highly doubt you'd find to many on here arguing with you about the worth of stevie but if you read the "school teachers you think were cunts" thread in GC it answers a lot about the man's lack of intelligence. Torres on the other hand is just stevie by another name/club.

None as big as the boos when Marseille turned you over at Anfield. Liverpool fans are fuckin shit, I think I've mentioned it before though. Not like you to exaggerate is it Ian Paisley/Rab C wannabe? There were boos at the Marseille game but no more than a handful doing it. Booing isn't something we do as a rule, that's why we're fuckin shit fans. To be honest redshadow, if the plastic scouser torres hadn't typed another moment of wit from his pathetic yank mind, none of us would have to put up with stevie's shite ramblings.

and you will know us by the trail of dead - worlds apart

Reginald Dwight???