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  1. Danny do you honestly think that or are you typing for the sake of it? Because if you believe that the toothfairy will be round soon to sort you out.
  2. I'm available at less than £2k a week, can't say fairer than that We've had enough useless Irishmen without signing another one.
  3. Don't stress it Laz, with the exception of the occassional fit rack, most of the have the skin of a cheap leather bag and a face that looks like it's been slapped with a wet fish.
  4. I probably should know what you are talking about but I don't! I'll endevour to find out though. These political mo-fo's will strike at the drop of a hat nowadays. Weve got the LEAN stuff coming to our place over the next few months and ive just been on the first 'awareness session'. Ive never heard so many buzzwords in all my life - even when i worked for Andersen Consulting No wonder you're such a shameless purveyor of filth.
  5. Pretty strict like any online games sites are out of the question. This football thing I was on about was spot on just an excel package basically with a grey background, didn't look out of place. You've not considered www.daveproxy.co.uk And then the online game/bigtitty porn/christian fundamentalist site of choice?
  6. What's the firewall like there SMO?
  7. Friday's gossip column BREAKING GOSSIP All the latest gossip will appear here throughout the day. TRANSFER RUMOURS Liverpool's owners have failed to raise the cash to sign Gareth Barry from Aston Villa and now the move could be off - again. (Daily Mirror) Newcastle owner Mike Ashley is set to incur the wrath of boss Kevin Keegan by demanding forward Alan Smith be sold to Everton. (Various) Everton boss David Moyes will up his bid to £13m for Joao Moutinho as he spends the money generated by the sale of striker Andy Johnson. (The Sun) Tottenham will switch their attentions away from Zenit St Petersburg forward Andrei Arshavin if his club do not lower their £19m asking price. (Daily Express) Aston Villa boss Martin O'Neill will beat Portsmouth to the signature of Tottenham defender Younes Kaboul. (Daily Star) Sunderland boss Roy Keane is interested in bringing Reading striker Kevin Doyle to the club. (Daily Mail) Celtic boss Gordon Strachan wants to sign midfielder Sean Davis from Portsmouth for £2.5m. (Daily Mirror) Arsenal right-back Just Hoyte is a £3m target for Middlesbrough after the Teessiders sold Luke Young to Aston Villa. (Daily Mirror) Blackburn will wrap up a deal for Ghanaian midfielder Anthony Annan after he impressed on trial from IK Start but they will miss out on a move for MK Dons captain Keith Andrews. (Daily Mirror) Premier League newcomers Stoke will bring in Charlton midfielder Amdy Faye for £1m. (Daily Mail) OTHER GOSSIP Manchester United boss Sir Alex Ferguson says that the number of foreigners in the Premier League are not to blame for England's problems on the international front. (Various) Liverpool boss Rafael Benitez believes he has the best squad at his disposal in his time at the club. (Daily Mirror) Former Chelsea boss Jose Mourinho says current Stamford Bridge manager Luiz Felipe Scolari only talks about him to get "free publicity". Magpies supremo Mike Ashley insists he has no intention of selling the Tyneside outfit. (Daily Mirror) AND FINALLY Manchester United striker Wayne Rooney seems to have had a quick recovery from his virus as he is pictured smiling and cheering during the filming of a commercial for a computer game. (Various) Story from BBC SPORT: http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/pr/fr/-/sport2/hi...ers/7548648.stm Published: 2008/08/08 05:55:59 GMT © BBC MMVIII
  8. So's stevie. A few more Indian fans, maybe a bunch of chinese and a couple of thai's all posting here in their best engrish should make his day.
  9. Ah, the days when Ronaldo could be called any kind of -inho without triggering a tidal wave of guffaws. Now he's just called the big O! Or fat cunt if stevie is talking to him.
  10. Like tackling back? Winning headers? I think the scouse maybe in for a shock. He is rated over and above his ability. Trust me, I have had to watch him for 6 seasons. With proper coaching and really good players around him and vocal passionate fans behind him that will change. Spurs was only a stepping stone to better things ... Now he's in the big time. Can we please get a THIS FOOTBALL CLUB IS MY PENIS EXTENSION section please? It could be fun, without the need for every Newcastle transfer thread needing to turn into one. Fucking hell, even Newcastle's all time leading arguer has snapped at the mundane consistancy of the spud and bin dipper.
  11. the jesus and mary chain - darklands
  12. Say goodbye to beer if you are And hello to scotch.
  13. I don't feel like I have an increased appetite it's more the other way round. Alternatively other symptoms are: Either way Tom, get it sorted man.
  14. the cruel sea - this is not the way home.
  15. Diabetes. Either that or to much speed. Ah flip! My mams got diabetes! It's not hereditary is it? Yep but chances are she got type 2 later in life Tom. Here have a read but go to the doctor ffs. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diabetes
  16. or A.Carroll and either way it's not going make any difference, not like were losing anything with smith not playing... lol i'd take 1m for smith even just to get him off the wage bill Isn't Carroll, Owen, Martins, Viduka, Ameobi and Lua Lua injured? FYP
  17. Diabetes. Either that or to much speed.
  18. berb's on a hat-trick. he shoots! He's already got a hattrick ya daft cunt. Who's talking to you? Just skip on over you illiterate imbecile.
  19. The one player regardless of his Euro form we should be in for.
  20. He should slot in nicely next to the second choice centre back from relegated Metz
  21. berb's on a hat-trick. he shoots!
  22. Don't worry he'll be able to buy Ashley's in the bargain bin next time he's in Sports direct. Everton for smith at 3mil hahahahaha snap there hands off, id be willing to give him this season to prove himself but id take 3mil if its genuine.......and then id be moving heaven and earth to upset the blues one by signing moutinho and two of sending them videos of smudges performances last season. Let's give them Smith and 5m for AJ, fuck Fulham.
  23. Don't worry he'll be able to buy Ashley's in the bargain bin next time he's in Sports direct.
  24. Everyone know Ashley has an eye for a quick return investment
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