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Ah, the days when Ronaldo could be called any kind of -inho without triggering a tidal wave of guffaws. Now he's just called the big O! Or fat cunt if stevie is talking to him.

Like tackling back? Winning headers? I think the scouse maybe in for a shock. He is rated over and above his ability. Trust me, I have had to watch him for 6 seasons. With proper coaching and really good players around him and vocal passionate fans behind him that will change. Spurs was only a stepping stone to better things ... Now he's in the big time. Can we please get a THIS FOOTBALL CLUB IS MY PENIS EXTENSION section please? It could be fun, without the need for every Newcastle transfer thread needing to turn into one. Fucking hell, even Newcastle's all time leading arguer has snapped at the mundane consistancy of the spud and bin dipper.

the jesus and mary chain - darklands

Say goodbye to beer if you are And hello to scotch.

I don't feel like I have an increased appetite it's more the other way round. Alternatively other symptoms are: Either way Tom, get it sorted man.

the cruel sea - this is not the way home.

Diabetes. Either that or to much speed. Ah flip! My mams got diabetes! It's not hereditary is it? Yep but chances are she got type 2 later in life Tom. Here have a read but go to the doctor ffs. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diabetes

or A.Carroll and either way it's not going make any difference, not like were losing anything with smith not playing... lol i'd take 1m for smith even just to get him off the wage bill Isn't Carroll, Owen, Martins, Viduka, Ameobi and Lua Lua injured? FYP

Diabetes. Either that or to much speed.

berb's on a hat-trick. he shoots! He's already got a hattrick ya daft cunt. Who's talking to you? Just skip on over you illiterate imbecile.

The one player regardless of his Euro form we should be in for.

He should slot in nicely next to the second choice centre back from relegated Metz

berb's on a hat-trick. he shoots!

Don't worry he'll be able to buy Ashley's in the bargain bin next time he's in Sports direct. Everton for smith at 3mil hahahahaha snap there hands off, id be willing to give him this season to prove himself but id take 3mil if its genuine.......and then id be moving heaven and earth to upset the blues one by signing moutinho and two of sending them videos of smudges performances last season. Let's give them Smith and 5m for AJ, fuck Fulham.

Don't worry he'll be able to buy Ashley's in the bargain bin next time he's in Sports direct.

Everyone know Ashley has an eye for a quick return investment

Who the fuck writes this clueless bollocks? Or is there someone who's job is to translate whatever they can find in the non English press using google language translators? http://icnewcastle.icnetwork.co.uk/newcast...-name_page.html

What's a cock-knocker? or maybe even one for the board's favourite barry

Wednesday's gossip column TRANSFER RUMOURS Striker Robinho is desperate for Real Madrid to let him join Chelsea. (The Sun) Aston Villa have targeted Arsenal's Justin Hoyte, Luke Young of Middlesbrough and Chelsea's Paulo Ferreira to fill their full-back berth. (The Times) Former Manchester United striker Diego Forlan, who has been in Spain since 2004, is the latest target for Tottenham. (Daily Mirror) But Tottenham hopes of signing Dean Ashton have been dashed after West Ham put an £18m price tag on the striker. Spurs were apparently only ready to pay £14m or £15m - depending on which paper you read. (Various) West Ham are the latest club linked with Manchester United striker Louis Saha, but they are delaying any approach after the former Fulham forward aggravated a knee injury. (Daily Mail) However, Saha has expressed an interest in joining Sunderland. (The Independent) Bolton want West Brom full-back Paul Robinson in exchange for central defender Abdoulaye Meite. (The Sun) West Ham have decided to release winger Freddie Ljungberg after just 12 months, a move which will cost them £6m. (Daily Mail) Everton are chasing Newcastle striker Alan Smith, who is likely to cost around £3m. (The Sun, Daily Mirror) Fulham have finally landed Everton's Andy Johnson for a cut-price fee of £8m after manager Roy Hodgson threatened to end the deal because of concerns over the striker's injury record. (The Sun) Everton chairman Bill Kenwright is still hopeful of signing Sporting Lisbon midfielder Joao Moutinho. (The Independent) Liverpool midfielder Yossi Benayoun has been linked with a summer move to Roma, where he will meet up with former Anfield team-mate John Arne Riise. (Daily Telegraph) Bolton are closing in on the signing of Watford defender Danny Shittu for £2m. (Various) Celtic have pulled out of negotiations to sign Auxerre central defender Gabriel Tamas. (Daily Record) Wigan are set to make a £3m bid for Ipswich striker Danny Haynes. (The Sun) Blackburn striker Benni McCarthy is wanted by Galatasaray. (Daily Mail) OTHER GOSSIP Manchester City owner Thaksin Shinawatra has explored the possibility of selling up, putting the long-term future of the club in doubt. (Daily Mail) QPR manager Iain Dowie is on the verge of being sacked after a row with owner Flavio Briatore over the proposed transfer of an unnamed player from the Middle East. (The Times) Outspoken Crystal Palace manager Neil Warnock says Manchester United and Tottenham are hypocrites for complaining that rivals tap up their stars. (Various) AND FINALLY New Chelsea manager Luiz Felipe Scolari has hit out at Jose Mourinho, the man he succeeded at Stamford Bridge. Scolari says Mourinho was not that special and claims his predecessor should not have blamed his players when things went wrong. (Various) Manchester United forward Carlos Tevez says he needs to sharpen up his image off the pitch in order to be a true superstar like team-mate Ronaldo. (The Sun) Story from BBC SPORT: http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/pr/fr/-/sport2/hi...ers/7544432.stm Published: 2008/08/06 06:33:59 GMT © BBC MMVIII stevie, you enjoy that?

I haven't Alex but I will when I get a chance. To be honest I'm not a fan of the Glenlivet but I still have half a litre left, the Aberlour is unopened and I was more interested in the effect than the taste. I've also got to work my way through a bottle of Glenfiddich before I can go Macallan'ning.

Agree with all but Charlie. Yeah but what do you know Parky? I know Collo is signing today. Let's hope he's not the new Cacapa.

Only half a step up from

Agree with all but Charlie. Yeah but what do you know Parky?

Fuck imagine how much more of cunt he'd be if he was actually a knobhead?

Fucking hell Martin, I hope you're using that to either polish your boy's knob or strip the paint off the walls.