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I think everyone has realised Bramble is a knacker. rather oddly, or significantly, add Keiron fuckin Dyer to that list What about Kieron? "promising youngsters" All played for Newcastle All black kids [ no racism intended for the faint hearted] 3 of them - if Ameobi hopefully fucks off to Ipswich or Norwich - have East Anglian connections And 3 of them - so I'm told - have been on holiday together at least once. The only links I can see are that they all played for Newcastle, everything else (possibly including this) is circumstantial at best. Their ethnicity is irrelevant as is any vague East Anglian connection, or going on holiday together. They never met their expectations because they didn't have the right attitude or the right mentor. ah, now why did I guess that the more intelligent among us would ignore straight basic facts for some reason ie I'm talking about point number 3 but they are all true. What exactly is it that want to [boringly] debate here that you think isn't true ? So Steve, are you implying that their race and socio-economic backgrounds are not conducive to a lifestyle of high expendable income? Or that as professional sports people their education has suffered in order to purse a career in sport that possibly they aren't the sharpest tools in the shed. Or that they are just three fucking idiots, regardless of race and just like a lot of other footballers, they should be encouraged to do something other than earn lots of money and then given the opportunity to piss it all away in clubs because they're not smart enough to do anything else with it. As for the last point, do they share phones?

I use to enjoy, in a sad frustrating as fuck way, listening to Metro's commentary when they were allowed to broadcast it on-line.

Your Anger is Gift! here mate you dropped this a Prefer the stoner's way of a drop E myself like. Ginger Josh knows best.

Betfair will give you 5/1 for anyone to score a hat-trick, mind you you have more chance of Smith winning you money on the 3/1 for a send off.

If he's big and black get him in. Parky are you sure you don't hang out at the same bars on the reeperbahn that Martin use to enjoy?

I remember getting slated for suggesting him when he went to Lyon from Chelsea. Class player, I never understood why Mourinho let him go.

Who say Ashley doesn't know how to string the fans along? Powder dry I say, powder dry!

Fuck I hope not. Next thing you know we'll be signing that useless cunt Pipo and all.

So there are lots of rumours that Colo and other new toon players will be revealed today at the open training session, so who and how many others will there be? I think it will be Colo, Guthrie, Spidey, Bassong and the new bairns but no surprises. Jimbo, hope you've got your telly at the ready?

(Woody) Guthrie. But you're right to guess it's not that funny. The fact the little man still had to wikipedia Woody after he was told makes it funny enough. Fuck off you dirty Abbo, the joke was appalling. Struth der bruva, dat's a bit strong Who said it was a joke little man? lets be honest it was fucking gash like Hey tom laughed which is more than berb gets most days. By the way, I'll be here all week *waves*

I hate those posters who only turn up once every few months to spout their bile then disappear again. What about the ones who "spout their bile" and stay? Does someone want to explain our stevie or shall I? Love and kisses snb

(Woody) Guthrie. But you're right to guess it's not that funny. The fact the little man still had to wikipedia Woody after he was told makes it funny enough. Fuck off you dirty Abbo, the joke was appalling. Struth der bruva, dat's a bit strong Who said it was a joke little man?

why?

(Woody) Guthrie. But you're right to guess it's not that funny. The fact the little man still had to wikipedia Woody after he was told makes it funny enough.

Spider & Woody as well, it's not as if they've been officially revealed yet.

Cheers . Like a footballing authority has spoken. You have read my articulate footballing theology genious, and the cheers is the like till the next time and I know you're waiting with baited breath at my shear unique insight - that's how HTL's "Cheers" at the end used to come across to me. A kid who had never stepped foot in NE1 4ST, before his 18th birthday. I find the worst type of football fan, are the late developers, people that feel in love with the game at 5, 6, 7, good lads - late developers pipe down. You're mixing him up with HTT. It was HTL who put 'Cheers' a lot. What you mention is what really wound me up about HTT. How could you not like playing football as a kid etc. then consider yourself an expert at (what is he now?) about 13? HTT said cheers too. Obviously picked it up off HTL then, who tbf, does know his stuff. I miss him. To be fair I did get HTL and HTT mixed up I was on about HTT. HTL had a good knowledge it has to be said, but he always came across as an angry version of NE5 to me. Does HTL still get on No-marks Online? HTL has been chased off there. (From a reliable source). Not sure what that means, but that is what I've been told. If by HTL we are talking about the insanely long post wallah. Nar that's HowayTheToon 29 years of age been to 40 toon games in his life, never owned a season ticket, never went to a game before Villa away in 96, yet he used to make his posts, like a managers piece in the programme, "take on board what I've said and lets hear that famous geordie roar come Saturday" signature underneath. HTL - Howay The Lads was late 40's knew his stuff, but he was a Social Club Stan, he used to drink in Blakelaw Social by all accounts. Ok, HTT then who was part owner of N.O.? Something happened (I have no idea what) and he stopped posting, came back under other aliases in fits and starts but was never the same imo. Anyway water under the bridge an all that. One shark bite too many, allegedly. Regards (not) Attain

We'll see what he says about the setup when he leaves. Unless he's gagged [which I suspect he is now after what he said after the Chelsea game] I agree with this bit, I have a feeling that KK has been told to reign it in for now. At an uneducated guess everyone at the club has been told not to tell the media anything. Look at the answers KK is giving, basically they translate to no comment without being as blunt. Even the player comments in the press are a fraction of what they use to be.

Too true Captain Carrot*, too true. *Carrot

bat for lashes - fur & gold

You'll have to change your name to the hedgehog as well.

So's stevie. A few more Indian fans, maybe a bunch of chinese and a couple of thai's all posting here in their best engrish should make his day. Better than clueless convicts if you ask me.

I liked that strip. Both of you are no doubt secretly hoping they bring back the matching 80s cut of shorts as well, no doubt.

That's how they turned Karrie Webb allegedly!

Have you ever seen Totti play for Roma in Serie A? Obviously I know you're going to respond about it being a shite league etc He's like Ibramovich. I mean they must be class players but I never seem to see them have a good game. Add Trezugeut to that. He doesn't need to have a good game does the snake in the grass, he just pops up when you need a goal. I ain't gonna mention Pipo. I will then, Inzaghi that useless cunt.

Danny do you honestly think that or are you typing for the sake of it? Because if you believe that the toothfairy will be round soon to sort you out. I believe it. Every day the mail publishes another "toon in termoil" story. How many have come true, so far? As much as you just want to be a wum, you have a point.