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(Woody) Guthrie. But you're right to guess it's not that funny. The fact the little man still had to wikipedia Woody after he was told makes it funny enough. Fuck off you dirty Abbo, the joke was appalling. Struth der bruva, dat's a bit strong Who said it was a joke little man? lets be honest it was fucking gash like Hey tom laughed which is more than berb gets most days. By the way, I'll be here all week *waves*

I hate those posters who only turn up once every few months to spout their bile then disappear again. What about the ones who "spout their bile" and stay? Does someone want to explain our stevie or shall I? Love and kisses snb

(Woody) Guthrie. But you're right to guess it's not that funny. The fact the little man still had to wikipedia Woody after he was told makes it funny enough. Fuck off you dirty Abbo, the joke was appalling. Struth der bruva, dat's a bit strong Who said it was a joke little man?

why?

(Woody) Guthrie. But you're right to guess it's not that funny. The fact the little man still had to wikipedia Woody after he was told makes it funny enough.

Spider & Woody as well, it's not as if they've been officially revealed yet.

Cheers . Like a footballing authority has spoken. You have read my articulate footballing theology genious, and the cheers is the like till the next time and I know you're waiting with baited breath at my shear unique insight - that's how HTL's "Cheers" at the end used to come across to me. A kid who had never stepped foot in NE1 4ST, before his 18th birthday. I find the worst type of football fan, are the late developers, people that feel in love with the game at 5, 6, 7, good lads - late developers pipe down. You're mixing him up with HTT. It was HTL who put 'Cheers' a lot. What you mention is what really wound me up about HTT. How could you not like playing football as a kid etc. then consider yourself an expert at (what is he now?) about 13? HTT said cheers too. Obviously picked it up off HTL then, who tbf, does know his stuff. I miss him. To be fair I did get HTL and HTT mixed up I was on about HTT. HTL had a good knowledge it has to be said, but he always came across as an angry version of NE5 to me. Does HTL still get on No-marks Online? HTL has been chased off there. (From a reliable source). Not sure what that means, but that is what I've been told. If by HTL we are talking about the insanely long post wallah. Nar that's HowayTheToon 29 years of age been to 40 toon games in his life, never owned a season ticket, never went to a game before Villa away in 96, yet he used to make his posts, like a managers piece in the programme, "take on board what I've said and lets hear that famous geordie roar come Saturday" signature underneath. HTL - Howay The Lads was late 40's knew his stuff, but he was a Social Club Stan, he used to drink in Blakelaw Social by all accounts. Ok, HTT then who was part owner of N.O.? Something happened (I have no idea what) and he stopped posting, came back under other aliases in fits and starts but was never the same imo. Anyway water under the bridge an all that. One shark bite too many, allegedly. Regards (not) Attain

We'll see what he says about the setup when he leaves. Unless he's gagged [which I suspect he is now after what he said after the Chelsea game] I agree with this bit, I have a feeling that KK has been told to reign it in for now. At an uneducated guess everyone at the club has been told not to tell the media anything. Look at the answers KK is giving, basically they translate to no comment without being as blunt. Even the player comments in the press are a fraction of what they use to be.

Too true Captain Carrot*, too true. *Carrot

bat for lashes - fur & gold

You'll have to change your name to the hedgehog as well.

So's stevie. A few more Indian fans, maybe a bunch of chinese and a couple of thai's all posting here in their best engrish should make his day. Better than clueless convicts if you ask me.

I liked that strip. Both of you are no doubt secretly hoping they bring back the matching 80s cut of shorts as well, no doubt.

That's how they turned Karrie Webb allegedly!

Have you ever seen Totti play for Roma in Serie A? Obviously I know you're going to respond about it being a shite league etc He's like Ibramovich. I mean they must be class players but I never seem to see them have a good game. Add Trezugeut to that. He doesn't need to have a good game does the snake in the grass, he just pops up when you need a goal. I ain't gonna mention Pipo. I will then, Inzaghi that useless cunt.

Danny do you honestly think that or are you typing for the sake of it? Because if you believe that the toothfairy will be round soon to sort you out. I believe it. Every day the mail publishes another "toon in termoil" story. How many have come true, so far? As much as you just want to be a wum, you have a point.

Berb when he moves to man u

Danny do you honestly think that or are you typing for the sake of it? Because if you believe that the toothfairy will be round soon to sort you out.

I'm available at less than £2k a week, can't say fairer than that We've had enough useless Irishmen without signing another one.

Don't stress it Laz, with the exception of the occassional fit rack, most of the have the skin of a cheap leather bag and a face that looks like it's been slapped with a wet fish.

I probably should know what you are talking about but I don't! I'll endevour to find out though. These political mo-fo's will strike at the drop of a hat nowadays. Weve got the LEAN stuff coming to our place over the next few months and ive just been on the first 'awareness session'. Ive never heard so many buzzwords in all my life - even when i worked for Andersen Consulting No wonder you're such a shameless purveyor of filth.

Pretty strict like any online games sites are out of the question. This football thing I was on about was spot on just an excel package basically with a grey background, didn't look out of place. You've not considered www.daveproxy.co.uk And then the online game/bigtitty porn/christian fundamentalist site of choice?

What's the firewall like there SMO?

Friday's gossip column BREAKING GOSSIP All the latest gossip will appear here throughout the day. TRANSFER RUMOURS Liverpool's owners have failed to raise the cash to sign Gareth Barry from Aston Villa and now the move could be off - again. (Daily Mirror) Newcastle owner Mike Ashley is set to incur the wrath of boss Kevin Keegan by demanding forward Alan Smith be sold to Everton. (Various) Everton boss David Moyes will up his bid to £13m for Joao Moutinho as he spends the money generated by the sale of striker Andy Johnson. (The Sun) Tottenham will switch their attentions away from Zenit St Petersburg forward Andrei Arshavin if his club do not lower their £19m asking price. (Daily Express) Aston Villa boss Martin O'Neill will beat Portsmouth to the signature of Tottenham defender Younes Kaboul. (Daily Star) Sunderland boss Roy Keane is interested in bringing Reading striker Kevin Doyle to the club. (Daily Mail) Celtic boss Gordon Strachan wants to sign midfielder Sean Davis from Portsmouth for £2.5m. (Daily Mirror) Arsenal right-back Just Hoyte is a £3m target for Middlesbrough after the Teessiders sold Luke Young to Aston Villa. (Daily Mirror) Blackburn will wrap up a deal for Ghanaian midfielder Anthony Annan after he impressed on trial from IK Start but they will miss out on a move for MK Dons captain Keith Andrews. (Daily Mirror) Premier League newcomers Stoke will bring in Charlton midfielder Amdy Faye for £1m. (Daily Mail) OTHER GOSSIP Manchester United boss Sir Alex Ferguson says that the number of foreigners in the Premier League are not to blame for England's problems on the international front. (Various) Liverpool boss Rafael Benitez believes he has the best squad at his disposal in his time at the club. (Daily Mirror) Former Chelsea boss Jose Mourinho says current Stamford Bridge manager Luiz Felipe Scolari only talks about him to get "free publicity". Magpies supremo Mike Ashley insists he has no intention of selling the Tyneside outfit. (Daily Mirror) AND FINALLY Manchester United striker Wayne Rooney seems to have had a quick recovery from his virus as he is pictured smiling and cheering during the filming of a commercial for a computer game. (Various) Story from BBC SPORT: http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/pr/fr/-/sport2/hi...ers/7548648.stm Published: 2008/08/08 05:55:59 GMT © BBC MMVIII

So's stevie. A few more Indian fans, maybe a bunch of chinese and a couple of thai's all posting here in their best engrish should make his day.